shumpit

Used in replacement of "have sexual relations/contact",

i.e will you and shelia shumpit tonight?

shumpit by Nick T December 20, 2004

Shampitty 

To shampoo your armpit hair so as to remove the smell of stale sweat. Usually more effective than soap alone

Tim: "Man, my pits are rank"
Reed: "Well did you shampitty?"

Shampitty by MikeMacE January 15, 2009

shupit 

an alternative for dipshit, used for when a person says or does something stupid.

you took my waffle, you SHUPIT! i fucking hate you now!

shupit by ojness899 February 27, 2008

shumpty 

keeping it real... keepin' it street

dat girl is shumpty... you aint even shumty enough bruv

shumpty by criptonic September 10, 2006

Shumpin' 

Shumpin; to drag your balls across someone's face in the act of mockery and or assholery.

"Bro I was shumpin' my balls on yo dads face last night!"

Shumpin' by Cooper4321 December 3, 2021

shummit 

When someone defecates, vomits, and ejaculates simultaneously, often a result of extreme stimulus such as listening to Free Bird, driving under the influence, or losing anal virginity.

Bro, I was booze cruising like 120 on the highway listening to Free Bird while having anal sex and shummited all over the Benz.

shummit by Certifiedshummiter2023 September 5, 2023

shumping 

to hump with the shins

eww Josh was shumping calvin a minute ago

shumping by morgan smeltz May 3, 2008