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Shamming
1: "Hey Bob, I know you aren't really doing that paperwork you're just shamming to avoid working outside."
2: "Bob is a fuckin' shammer."
2: "Bob is a fuckin' shammer."
Shamming by phosphoresence May 19, 2009
shammy
relax, comfortable, chill out, bro down, cloud nine, peace of mind.
Usually happens when you have a day off, vacation, or you are in your pajamas all day.
Usually happens when you have a day off, vacation, or you are in your pajamas all day.
shammy by naharfenater October 8, 2014
Shumming
The act of a ejaculating at the precise moment when a man initiates his bowel movement. This is a very difficult task and should be attempted with great caution.
SH1MMER
Did you get sh1mmer yet?
What's sh1mmer?
Quick! *plugs a USB into their Chromebook* Before it's patched!
What the hell are you doing?
Now try to use your Chromebook.
Wait, where are the school restrictions?
Maaan I sh1mmered your mom so hard last night
I'm going to sh1mmer all over the place
What's sh1mmer?
Quick! *plugs a USB into their Chromebook* Before it's patched!
What the hell are you doing?
Now try to use your Chromebook.
Wait, where are the school restrictions?
Maaan I sh1mmered your mom so hard last night
I'm going to sh1mmer all over the place
SH1MMER by IdentityTheftIsBankRobbery January 30, 2023
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