Shumm

Shumm

Hey man i fucked her ass & and then she farted & covered me in shumm , what’s shumm man?you no cumm & shit mixed together!

Shumm by Dug74 November 11, 2019

Shammered

Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.

Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!

Shammered by Mr BigG February 14, 2015

Shamming 

Shamming (Military): "To intentionally avoid work, being at work, exercise, etc..."

1: "Hey Bob, I know you aren't really doing that paperwork you're just shamming to avoid working outside."

2: "Bob is a fuckin' shammer."

Shamming by phosphoresence May 19, 2009

shammy

relax, comfortable, chill out, bro down, cloud nine, peace of mind.

Usually happens when you have a day off, vacation, or you are in your pajamas all day.

Hey would you like to go to work all day? Hell no! Im off, im going to go get shammy.

shammy by naharfenater October 8, 2014

Shumming 

The act of a ejaculating at the precise moment when a man initiates his bowel movement. This is a very difficult task and should be attempted with great caution.

Dan: Hey dude, is it possible to have an orgasm while pooping?
Joe: I don't know, go try.
Dan: Would that be considered shumming?
Joe: Yes.

Shumming by Shummer February 11, 2012

Shimmage 

To Edit/Photoshop/Airbrush a photo

Zoe: "Hey, did you see that photo I tagged of you from last night?"
Rebecca: "Yeah, it sucked"
Zoe: "What, didn't you like it?"
Rebecca: "No, I had to shimmage that bad boy"

Shimmage by LaRocque August 4, 2010

SH1MMER 

To fuck your local school IT director straight in the bussy

Did you get sh1mmer yet?
What's sh1mmer?
Quick! *plugs a USB into their Chromebook* Before it's patched!
What the hell are you doing?
Now try to use your Chromebook.
Wait, where are the school restrictions?

Maaan I sh1mmered your mom so hard last night
I'm going to sh1mmer all over the place

SH1MMER by IdentityTheftIsBankRobbery January 30, 2023