IdentityTheftIsBankRobbery's definitions

SH1MMER

To fuck your local school IT director straight in the bussy

Did you get sh1mmer yet?
What's sh1mmer?
Quick! *plugs a USB into their Chromebook* Before it's patched!
What the hell are you doing?
Now try to use your Chromebook.
Wait, where are the school restrictions?

Maaan I sh1mmered your mom so hard last night
I'm going to sh1mmer all over the place

by IdentityTheftIsBankRobbery January 30, 2023

have the because 😂😂😂😂😆

The first sentence of becausenese.

have the because 😂😂😂😂😆 is stupid because is want is are stupid? Want is to be dead in one day?

by IdentityTheftIsBankRobbery July 21, 2021

Alejandra

Mindful Vegetable Bag

Individual: "Hey, Mindful Vegetable Bag! something stupid"

Alejandra (Mindful Vegetable Bag): SHUT UP!

by IdentityTheftIsBankRobbery February 4, 2022

Sumsar

Someone who looks at the urban dictionary for their definitions

A Sumsar: Transphobia isn't a word
Someone: Yes, it is.
A Sumsar: No, it isn't
Someone: *shows them a picture of the page in the oxford dictionary for it*
A Sumsar: It's a slang word
Someone: *shows them that slang words are marked with "unformal" in the oxford dictionary
A Sumsar: The Oxford Dictionary is not trustworthy
Someone: *Shows them several other dictionaries with the word*
A Sumsar: none of them are trustworthy, they are all wrong
Someone: There is not one dictionary that has transphobia under the slang section
A Sumsar: Yes there is
Someone: Then show me, I'll give you one hour.
A Sumsar: pulls up the urban dictionary page for transphobia

by IdentityTheftIsBankRobbery July 18, 2022

Alejandra

A Mindful Vegetable Bag

somebody: Hey, Mindful Vegetable Bag!
Alejandra: SHUT UP

by IdentityTheftIsBankRobbery February 19, 2022