IdentityTheftIsBankRobbery's definitions

Alejandra

Mindful Vegetable Bag

Individual: "Hey, Mindful Vegetable Bag! something stupid"

Alejandra (Mindful Vegetable Bag): SHUT UP!

by IdentityTheftIsBankRobbery February 4, 2022

Alejandra

A Mindful Vegetable Bag

somebody: Hey, Mindful Vegetable Bag!
Alejandra: SHUT UP

by IdentityTheftIsBankRobbery February 19, 2022

Sumsar

Someone who looks at the urban dictionary for their definitions

A Sumsar: Transphobia isn't a word
Someone: Yes, it is.
A Sumsar: No, it isn't
Someone: *shows them a picture of the page in the oxford dictionary for it*
A Sumsar: It's a slang word
Someone: *shows them that slang words are marked with "unformal" in the oxford dictionary
A Sumsar: The Oxford Dictionary is not trustworthy
Someone: *Shows them several other dictionaries with the word*
A Sumsar: none of them are trustworthy, they are all wrong
Someone: There is not one dictionary that has transphobia under the slang section
A Sumsar: Yes there is
Someone: Then show me, I'll give you one hour.
A Sumsar: pulls up the urban dictionary page for transphobia

by IdentityTheftIsBankRobbery July 18, 2022

have the because 😂😂😂😂😆

The first sentence of becausenese.

have the because 😂😂😂😂😆 is stupid because is want is are stupid? Want is to be dead in one day?

by IdentityTheftIsBankRobbery July 21, 2021

SH1MMER

To fuck your local school IT director straight in the bussy

Did you get sh1mmer yet?
What's sh1mmer?
Quick! *plugs a USB into their Chromebook* Before it's patched!
What the hell are you doing?
Now try to use your Chromebook.
Wait, where are the school restrictions?

Maaan I sh1mmered your mom so hard last night
I'm going to sh1mmer all over the place

by IdentityTheftIsBankRobbery January 30, 2023