shummit 

When someone defecates, vomits, and ejaculates simultaneously, often a result of extreme stimulus such as listening to Free Bird, driving under the influence, or losing anal virginity.

Bro, I was booze cruising like 120 on the highway listening to Free Bird while having anal sex and shummited all over the Benz.

shummit by Certifiedshummiter2023 September 5, 2023

Summit girl 

A girl who so eloquently enters your life, fucks you, and then just as eloquently leaves. A girl who you do not compare to other girls, because she is beyond comparison. No. You compare other girls to her. She is/has/will be the one. She IS the one. You change everything about yourself to match everything about her. You see words that have a syllable similar to her name, suddenly that word becomes a synonym for her. You write poetry that you keep in a secret hidden folder on your laptop, and it is written about her. She is your Eve, and you my friend, are Adam.

What I would give to sodomize my summit girl one last time.

Summit girl by George Washingmachine January 26, 2015

Jack Summitt 

A Texas celebrity known for his adventures throughout the state. Arguments can be made as to whether or not the information is of more recent wives tales or true and legendary. Though there isn't much information on him beyond local papers and hearsay but the reoccurring words are all in relation to strength, fearless, intelligence, honor, and trust. Also, he potentially possessed a power of some sort of which enabled him to do go well beyond the normal boundaries of mankind. Some say he didn't exist at all while others believe that he is still around to this day. He was a Bulldog, a Buccaneer, and a Tiger just depending on the situation.

Fella A: "There goes Jack Summitt busting ass as usual and not taking any shit of anyone".

Fella B: "No joke on that one. I heard he had the strength of 10 men".

Fella A: "We could talk all day of the amazing things that have been said".

Fell B: "The only thing that we know for sure is that all of the great stories are true".

Jack Summitt by WhootyWhooo!!! September 1, 2019

summitwei 

summitwei is a geniosity. he is among the biggest geniosities after William Lin himself. he is our lord and savior.

If he can prove Goldbach's conjecture, he must be summitwei.

summitwei by rninimario June 21, 2019

Summit Park 

A house located in Cleveland Heights Ohio, owned by Ryan, Hunter, Paris, and Rick. They constantly threw parties on the weekends, and they were always a blast until the gang unfortunately got evicted in the summer or 2011. This was by no means an upperclass place. The beer table was usually knocked over at least once each party, and let's be honest, it was never officially cleaned up. Good luck finding food - the fridge was always stocked with beer, beer and more beer. Going to the bathroom alone was a fatal mistake, as the lock never worked & there was never any toilet paper. Girls had to watch their backs, since Paris tried to flirt with anything that had a vagina. But despite all that, Summit Park was one of the funnest & most entertaining parties in the area.

Guy 1: I'm bored, whatever shall we do on this pleasant friday night?

Guy 2: Summit Park is always throwing down! Let's chill there. BYOB. Just don't bring your girlfriend unless you're okay with Paris attempting to rape her

Summit Park by That girl you want to love September 13, 2011

Shumming 

The act of a ejaculating at the precise moment when a man initiates his bowel movement. This is a very difficult task and should be attempted with great caution.

Dan: Hey dude, is it possible to have an orgasm while pooping?
Joe: I don't know, go try.
Dan: Would that be considered shumming?
Joe: Yes.

Shumming by Shummer February 11, 2012

Pulling a Summit 

walking into your own molotov after killing the last terrorist and all you have to do is defuse the bomb

stop carrying me or i'll start pulling a summit

Pulling a Summit by phocon May 14, 2016