SH1MMER

To fuck your local school IT director straight in the bussy

Did you get sh1mmer yet?
What's sh1mmer?
Quick! *plugs a USB into their Chromebook* Before it's patched!
What the hell are you doing?
Now try to use your Chromebook.
Wait, where are the school restrictions?

Maaan I sh1mmered your mom so hard last night
I'm going to sh1mmer all over the place

by IdentityTheftIsBankRobbery January 30, 2023

sh1mmer

A chromebook exploit that involves modifying factory install shims to instead remove management from the chromebook

last night i used sh1mmer on my chromebook to use play store.

by LexieLikesHugs January 25, 2023

Shammered

Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.

Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!

by Mr BigG February 14, 2015

SHIMMER Women's Athletes

An all female professional wrestling company in the US. Owned by ROH Commentator Dave Prazak, and is a sister company of ROH. Does women wrestling better than WWE and TNA. There is not very many women in SHIMMER that can't wrestle, whereas in the WWE, you have mostly bikini models with no formal wrestling training whatsoever, and never had to work the indies to get contracts, and only got contracts based on their looks, with the exception of a few like Nattie Neidhart, and Beth Phoenix.

Steve: You going to watch the WWE women's match tonight, it's Maria vs. Eve Torres.

Scott: I rather have sex with your obese mom than watch two women who have NO TALENT wrestle. I'm going to watch real women wrestlers like Sara Del Ray and Cheerleader Melissa on SHIMMER Women's Athletes.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus July 8, 2009

Shimmerance

An object that has a shimmering glow to it

"That's a nice necklace but, it lacks shimmerance....."

by Bassidhound September 18, 2012

Shimmerick

A 'Shimmerick' occurs when a person tells a story and/or explains a situation in such detail where the original point of the story or situation has been lost.

Ky "So...wait...what? I'm confused...what were we talking about? Oh....it's kind of like when....."

Pi "Don't you dare 'Shimmerick' on me."

by Shimmerick1993 June 23, 2016

shammer

The act of not giving a damn and doing as little as possible.

Shammers are usually lazy people that smoked lots of weed back in the day and joined the Army, thus becoming shit bags and shamming out on everything. Shammers also carry around a belief of FBGM.

by Remised July 1, 2011