Shranking 

The act of a fecal deposit matched with a simultaneous masturbatory act.

Dude, I was shranking so hard last night.

Shranking by Shranks69 October 13, 2017

favor sharking 

Doing an unasked-for favor for someone, and then using it to try and guilt them into doing something for you.

Sam: "So Bob shows up at my house randomly with some brown bananas and is like 'hey, you can use these to make banana bread,' and I'm like 'uh, ok, I don't really bake but thanks,' and then he invites himself in for an hour and asks to borrow $300."

Joe: "That's some prime favor sharking right there. But my mother in law is worse. She keeps buying us weird vases and knick-knacks we don't need and then calls us ungrateful if we don't spend hours on the phone with her saying thank you and talking about where we'll put them in the house. We keep asking her to stop but she won't.

favor sharking by Mai Ainsel June 17, 2020

Shaking Syndrome 

Shaking syndrome is something that occurs after you send a risky text , or receive a text that makes you nervous. The symptoms are severe shaking and shivering that lasts for a long time.

The disease was first discovered by M.B. And K.R.

Katie, he’s typing I acc have shaking syndrome .

Shaking Syndrome by Foundationenglishandmathsgals January 19, 2020

Shaking My Yogurt 

When one shakes his yogurt; ie. Masturbating

"Mom don't come in, I'm shaking my yogurt!"

Shaking My Yogurt by Deez.Nuts May 5, 2015

Shoulder Shaking 

Shoulder shaking is stimulation of the genitals with the hand for sexual pleasure.

I am gonna go shoulder shaking.

Shoulder Shaking by Specs Gonzalez January 28, 2020

shaking the can 

From the game "Shake it up" on Mario Party 8 for the Wii, in which a player must shake his/her can for 5 seconds and whoever has the highest stream wins. Naturally, this became a great innuendo for jerking off.

-Where the hell is John?
-Probably shaking the can.

shaking the can by Live Texas Boatshow February 9, 2008

Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman 

In simple terms, going for a Wank.

Mark: What you doing later??
Lewis: Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman then off to bed.

Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman by Markdaspark2 January 28, 2012