Shquirt

A playful ejaculation.

He had the most adorable shquirt.

by ShireSpiff January 14, 2017

Shquirt

The act of shitting and squirting at the same time.

Dude, I made the bitch shquirt last night.

by John Meuser June 29, 2023

Squirtmaster

A woman who can consistently hit her target with her female ejaculation.

Tiana was able to squirt into his mouth from over three feet away! She's a very talented girl and clearly a squirtmaster!

by Chad Apollo November 29, 2017

bean water squirts

Another name for a coffee enema

Reginald was a hipster moron who thought GMO's were evil and vaccines caused autism. He also liked bean water squirts, believing they would keep him cancer free.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

Squirt juice

It's something that only me and Christian make so if you wanna make it with him or me FUCK OFF

Christian: You wanna make squirt juice at 9?
Me: Bet😩

by Emma ligma July 20, 2019

squirtistics

a term coined by ifunniers, used extensively on ifunny, is the study of squirting, how far a woman can squirt, the content, the squirting duration

girl:hi
ifunnier:the law demands that i ask for your squirtistics

by skaehfjaesv May 17, 2021

Squirtworthy

A man who can turn a woman on in a way that makes her squirt during sex.

I think that new guy in accounting is definitely squirtworthy!

by Photoist March 21, 2019