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Shquirt

He had the most adorable shquirt.
by ShireSpiff January 14, 2017
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Shquirt

The act of shitting and squirting at the same time.
Dude, I made the bitch shquirt last night.
by John Meuser June 29, 2023
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Squirtmaster

A woman who can consistently hit her target with her female ejaculation.
Tiana was able to squirt into his mouth from over three feet away! She's a very talented girl and clearly a squirtmaster!
by Chad Apollo November 29, 2017
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bean water squirts

Reginald was a hipster moron who thought GMO's were evil and vaccines caused autism. He also liked bean water squirts, believing they would keep him cancer free.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018
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Squirt juice

It's something that only me and Christian make so if you wanna make it with him or me FUCK OFF
Christian: You wanna make squirt juice at 9?
Me: Bet😩
by Emma ligma July 20, 2019
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squirtistics

a term coined by ifunniers, used extensively on ifunny, is the study of squirting, how far a woman can squirt, the content, the squirting duration
girl:hi
ifunnier:the law demands that i ask for your squirtistics
by skaehfjaesv May 17, 2021
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Squirtworthy

A man who can turn a woman on in a way that makes her squirt during sex.
I think that new guy in accounting is definitely squirtworthy!
by Photoist March 21, 2019
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