Reginald was a hipster moron who thought GMO's were evil and vaccines caused autism. He also liked bean water squirts, believing they would keep him cancer free.

bean water squirts by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

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Squirt juice

It's something that only me and Christian make so if you wanna make it with him or me FUCK OFF

Christian: You wanna make squirt juice at 9?
Me: Bet😩

Squirt juice by Emma ligma July 20, 2019

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squirtistics

a term coined by ifunniers, used extensively on ifunny, is the study of squirting, how far a woman can squirt, the content, the squirting duration

girl:hi
ifunnier:the law demands that i ask for your squirtistics

squirtistics by skaehfjaesv May 17, 2021

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Squirtworthy

A man who can turn a woman on in a way that makes her squirt during sex.

I think that new guy in accounting is definitely squirtworthy!

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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