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a term coined by ifunniers, used extensively on ifunny, is the study of squirting, how far a woman can squirt, the content, the squirting duration
girl:hi
ifunnier:the law demands that i ask for your squirtistics
by skaehfjaesv May 17, 2021
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a slang used mostly in nigeria, that means having fun, sometimes at the expense of other people
i catch cruise when i want, marriage doesn't stop me-some evicted dude
by skaehfjaesv January 23, 2022
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