Shower Cum 

When you jizz in the shower and it gets all stringy and weird

Robbie: why does shower cum happen?
Charles: hell if I know

Shower Cum by HTW92565 March 20, 2016

Cum Shower 

When a guy squirts his cum all over his partner after a vigorous fuck!

Kiersten : So babe what are we doing after work?

Chad: I thought I would brush your long blonde hair, kiss your beautiful face & neck, caress & lick your soft puffy breast's, pound my hard penis in your tight pink vagina turn you over and tap your nice firm ass, then give you a Cum Shower before I have to go home to my wife & 3 brats!

Kiersten : Oh WOW your so amazing cant wait! to taste your yummy cum!!

Cum Shower by SlopNChop January 3, 2017

yellow cum shower 

when a woman is going to cum but instead showers the partners genitalia with stinky pee.

Alta gave jon a stinky yellow cum shower.

yellow cum shower by Pete the pistol May 10, 2009

Showergument 

When you are in the shower and you have an imaginary argument in which you are owning the other person with witty comebacks and soul destroying insults.

"I wish my real arguments went as well as my showerguments".

Showergument by billgatesog March 7, 2014

showercut 

When you are halfway taking a shower when the water goes cold/hot or stops suddenly, either by somone playing a joke or just naturally.

Mom: Mike what happened to the water!
Mike: Not my fault, it was a showercut

showercut by Downtown wtf January 4, 2009

showercurtaining 

During the coronavirus pandemic of 2020/2021 social distancing was introduced and sex pretty much banned.

The best and safest solution was to buy a new shower curtain (clear) each time you had a new partner and cut a hole in the middle and place it between you.

On completion you dispose of the shower curtain, ask the person to leave and vacate the room for 72 hours.

Tom has a date coming over tonight so will be showercurtaining to make sure it is extra safe.

showercurtaining by Hydehun March 5, 2021

showerfume 

to use excessive perfume instead of showering.

Man , Jenny should take a real bath instead of a showerfume , she stinks !

showerfume by dany v. October 22, 2007