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showerdue 

When someone is due for a shower.
If that smell is me I'm showerdue.
showerdue by jpg3 November 16, 2011

Showerlette 

pronounced "SHOWAR-LAT" , quick 5-10 minutes shower, but can be as refreshing as the big bath. a small shower taken not for pampering purposes, but to make oneself refreshed.
person 1 : dude, take a shower, you stink!
person 2 : urgh,, don't have much time, so I'll just take a showerlette.
Showerlette by blueberriesfarm April 12, 2009

scandinavian showercap 

when you come up on an unsuspecting person, unzip your pants and plop your nuts on their forehead. You can also turn it into the Trojan war helmet, where you let the dick flop down and hit them in the nose. It can be also done willingly to a bitch who is trying to suck up on your dick.
my nigga k-sweezy was sleeping, so i blasted him wit the Scandinavian showercap

Showerstorming

Sometimes when I get writers block I like to do a little showerstorming.
Showerstorming by Jads85 April 21, 2010

Showerbate 

The Act of furious Masturbating during a shower
Showerbate by Wilitus July 29, 2005

Showergument 

When you are in the shower and you have an imaginary argument in which you are owning the other person with witty comebacks and soul destroying insults.
"I wish my real arguments went as well as my showerguments".
Showergument by billgatesog March 7, 2014