showerfume 

to use excessive perfume instead of showering.

Man , Jenny should take a real bath instead of a showerfume , she stinks !

showerfume by dany v. October 22, 2007

showerdue 

When someone is due for a shower.

If that smell is me I'm showerdue.

showerdue by jpg3 November 16, 2011

Showergument 

When you are in the shower and you have an imaginary argument in which you are owning the other person with witty comebacks and soul destroying insults.

"I wish my real arguments went as well as my showerguments".

Showergument by billgatesog March 7, 2014

showerface 

The term showerface, originated from Bow E3, which is in east london.
the word shower face, or shower man
is somebody, who does what they have to.

the word showerface, has been interpretated differently from its original meaning.
it now means something good
such as, "yeah thats shower" meaning, yeh thats good
since then, it has also been shortened, and another word from within has been created.
which began by an mc from meridian called skepta.
sho sho, is a north london word which began in tottenham.
sho sho, just means somethings good

an example is

"Im a showerface guy, and im going on shower"
which was used by an mc called Skepta in lady sovereigns adidas hoody remix.

this basically means, he is the type of guy who does what he has to do, and he will do it.

the term was created by roll deep crew.
It was created, just before roll deep crew brought out there debut album, "in at the deep end" there is a documentary attached to the dvd, defining the word.

showerface by Anjoo December 29, 2007

showertime epiphany 

An epiphany, a shocking revelation that occurs when doing the most mundane of tasks, such as showering. This could be the solution to a long-unresolved problem.

Mike's been wondering what to do with the corpses for a while, as they're very incriminating evidence, and are also starting to smell real bad... but then yesterday he had a showertime epiphany: dump them in the river!

showertime epiphany by xAnnabel December 14, 2009

Showertime Shakedown 

The daily ritual of masturbating in the shower when one first wakes up. Usually triggered by the presence of morning wood or the lack of a girlfriend.

Chuck: Hey bro, how you been?

Jake: Fantastic, just got back from the Showertime Shakedown.

Chuck: Classic.

Showertime Shakedown by TheCurtainCrusader September 17, 2010

showertime 

Time for jacking off

Dude, that bitch was so hot, its showertime

showertime by Guerilla Kamikaze November 11, 2006