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shorterest

shortest person ever
you’re shorterest”
by kinggali November 14, 2021
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Oct 26th Punch your shortest friend day

The day where you can punch your shortest friend
The day finally came Lewis can punch his shortest friend Mack because it’s oct 26th punch your shortest friend day
by Pmyplease October 24, 2019
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Shortest Books in the World

books that are really short because they don't have much, if any material.
Books written about, or not capable of being written about, oxymoronic subjects.
Titles often reveal deep-seated prejudices, or sometimes just plain silliness.
Here are prime examples of the Shortest Books in the World:
Italian War Heroes
German Humor
Polish Culture
Mexican Sanitation
Canadian Confidence
English Cuisine
Belgian Relevance
Blacks I have met while yachting
Ponzi Schemes Not by Jews
French Heroes
Swiss Menschen
Fun Politically Correct People
Practicing Responsible Sexuality for African Americans
Rational Democrats
Compassionate Republicans
Catching Jumbo Shrimp
A History of Military Intelligence
by Ozmandia August 2, 2009
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shorecrestable

Adj. Describing a clothing item or thing to the shorecrest level.
Is that a shorecrestable jacket?
by Jeffry and Tim March 30, 2017
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National throw your shortest friend day

On May 15th, pick up your shortest friend and toss anywhere you please
On May 15th it’s national throw your shortest friend day!
by Payton 13344 April 14, 2020
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shortiest

1. Possessing, or pertaining to, the greatest conceivable level of shortness, most often in regard to skirts.

2. Prone to jolts of electricity or otherwise unreliable in voltage regulation, most often in regard to home wiring.
1. "That is the shortiest shorty I've ever been short-changed by."

1. "Well, she is wearing the worlds shortiest skirt."

2. "That is the shortiest light socket I've ever seen, I ain't goin' near that fothermucker, it'll juice me!"
by Ponderer June 10, 2009
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shortest horror story

you are the only man in the world left. you hear a knock on the door.
you are the only man in the world left. you hear a knock on the door. shortest horror story
by dicky aboy February 20, 2020
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