scooterers

little fags who clog up the goddamn skateparks. Little bitches

Those scooterers sure are fags.

by Spaztastic Derek February 29, 2004

scooterbeast

A human who is too fat to walk and requires the aid of a scooter to get around. While elusive, most specimens can be found roaming around Walmart in the store's complimentary mobility devices, but rarely near the produce aisle.

"I almost got run over by a scooterbeast at Wally World today."

by spixn January 9, 2014

Scooters brother

A brother of someone who is easy to ride

"ben is such a scooters brother."

by adam Fer. January 31, 2009

gook scooters

1.shower shoes or flip-flops. (From VietNam military slang)
2.any Jap or other Asian built compact or sub-compact car
3.any "Ricky CrotchRocket" pseudo-racing type bike, also known as a "bugsickle".

1. "Don't go in the gym shower without your gook scooters or you'll get jungle rot!"
2. "Did you see the new gook scooter Suzy Creamcheese just bought? It's a stinkin' Toyota!"
3. Like a bug hitting a windshield, the last thing that went thru Ricky's mind when he hit the truck on his gook scooter was HIS ASS!

by Grizzly IX September 1, 2006

scootered

Someone who won't ride snowmachines because he would rather do womanly activities.

Guy: Remember that sled trip that dude scootered on?
Girl: Yeah, He showed up at our scrap booking convention and all the girls were like WTF?

by JohnnyTBP February 13, 2013

SCOOTERTRASH

A biker who embodies the credo of "ride to live, live to ride," and who can usually be found with a shovelhead leaking oil on the nappy shag carpet of his rented, one-room, first floor apartment. White trash + scoot = scootertrash.

I went into the Sundowner saloon last Saturday night, and it was filled with scootertrash.

by Poet June 21, 2006

scooterist

Someone who rides scooters. See Also: Scooter Fag for a better example.

I'm a scooterist, I own a Lambretta.

by Voneville September 14, 2005