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scooterbeast 

A human who is too fat to walk and requires the aid of a scooter to get around. While elusive, most specimens can be found roaming around Walmart in the store's complimentary mobility devices, but rarely near the produce aisle.
"I almost got run over by a scooterbeast at Wally World today."
scooterbeast by spixn January 9, 2014

Scooters brother 

A brother of someone who is easy to ride
Scooters brother by adam Fer. January 31, 2009

gook scooters

1.shower shoes or flip-flops. (From VietNam military slang)
2.any Jap or other Asian built compact or sub-compact car
3.any "Ricky CrotchRocket" pseudo-racing type bike, also known as a "bugsickle".
1. "Don't go in the gym shower without your gook scooters or you'll get jungle rot!"
2. "Did you see the new gook scooter Suzy Creamcheese just bought? It's a stinkin' Toyota!"
3. Like a bug hitting a windshield, the last thing that went thru Ricky's mind when he hit the truck on his gook scooter was HIS ASS!
gook scooters by Grizzly IX September 1, 2006

scootered 

Someone who won't ride snowmachines because he would rather do womanly activities.
Guy: Remember that sled trip that dude scootered on?
Girl: Yeah, He showed up at our scrap booking convention and all the girls were like WTF?
scootered by JohnnyTBP February 13, 2013

SCOOTERTRASH 

A biker who embodies the credo of "ride to live, live to ride," and who can usually be found with a shovelhead leaking oil on the nappy shag carpet of his rented, one-room, first floor apartment. White trash + scoot = scootertrash.
I went into the Sundowner saloon last Saturday night, and it was filled with scootertrash.
SCOOTERTRASH by Poet June 21, 2006

scooterist 

Someone who rides scooters. See Also: Scooter Fag for a better example.
I'm a scooterist, I own a Lambretta.
scooterist by Voneville September 14, 2005