Shordini

a person who acts as a "friends with benefits"; a secondary sexual partner with no romantic attachment but friendly-flirty chemistry

'Yo, how's your shawty doing?'

'Nahh, she's not my shawty, she's my shordini'

by The Pastel Rapper December 9, 2025

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Shoedini

An individual who pulls a disappearing act from a great night out, because their heels are uncomfortable. The act of "disappearing” due to shoe discomfort.

Where's Sarah? She's pulled a shoedini.

by Franko5 August 29, 2018

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A shoedini is when you jizz on someone's shoes, then hide them in the oven. See also cunningham.

Jake: Hey, where's Sarah?

Matthew: I might've pulled a shoedini last night, don't worry about it.

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by SageIsAGayMan October 1, 2017

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Shortinic

A term generally used in referance to someone who acts stupid on purpose in order to make thereselves look cool.

Pronounced: Shore-Tin-Ick

Like when a person gets a joke perfectly but says that stupid, "Whahh..." to look cool and make people laugh. But everyone knows thats what there doing and they say, "Dude. Your being shortinic. Knock it the fuck off. Your not cool. You know what? Just leave dude. Just leave. Everybody who wants Mr. Shortinic to leave, raise your hand." And everyone raises there hand.

by BuriedInTheFlames June 5, 2009

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shardinius

This refers to the King of Meth smoking. He is the biggest drug user and abuser who puffs away on more Meth than any other person known. Among users he is held in the same regard as a loving god. He is revered by all Meth heads and shunned by all of normal society. To must people he is just a myth. However a select few people have reported to having Come into contact with this Demon.

You there my friend are turning into a real Shardinius; you have puffed away on 2 grams of Meth today by yourself and you are still going.

by JMuny December 31, 2013

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