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An individual who pulls a disappearing act from a great night out, because their heels are uncomfortable. The act of "disappearing” due to shoe discomfort.
Where's Sarah? She's pulled a shoedini.
Shoedini by Franko5 August 29, 2018
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A shoedini is when you jizz on someone's shoes, then hide them in the oven. See also cunningham.
Jake: Hey, where's Sarah?

Matthew: I might've pulled a shoedini last night, don't worry about it.

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shoedini by SageIsAGayMan October 1, 2017

Shortinic 

A term generally used in referance to someone who acts stupid on purpose in order to make thereselves look cool.

Pronounced: Shore-Tin-Ick
Like when a person gets a joke perfectly but says that stupid, "Whahh..." to look cool and make people laugh. But everyone knows thats what there doing and they say, "Dude. Your being shortinic. Knock it the fuck off. Your not cool. You know what? Just leave dude. Just leave. Everybody who wants Mr. Shortinic to leave, raise your hand." And everyone raises there hand.

shardinius 

This refers to the King of Meth smoking. He is the biggest drug user and abuser who puffs away on more Meth than any other person known. Among users he is held in the same regard as a loving god. He is revered by all Meth heads and shunned by all of normal society. To must people he is just a myth. However a select few people have reported to having Come into contact with this Demon.
You there my friend are turning into a real Shardinius; you have puffed away on 2 grams of Meth today by yourself and you are still going.
shardinius by JMuny December 31, 2013

shordinary 

A merger of shit & ordinary; A very uninspiring & and unappealing degree of ordinary.
Oh man, the weather today was so shordinary wasn’t it!
shordinary by Urbanworder73 February 27, 2020
An absolute shoe fitting genius!
"She's not just any shoe fitter...she's a flipping Shoedini. A boss of shoe fitters!"
Shoedini by ShoediniSam March 29, 2023
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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