Shoedini

An individual who pulls a disappearing act from a great night out, because their heels are uncomfortable. The act of "disappearing” due to shoe discomfort.

Where's Sarah? She's pulled a shoedini.

Shoedini by Franko5 August 29, 2018

shoedini

A shoedini is when you jizz on someone's shoes, then hide them in the oven. See also cunningham.

Jake: Hey, where's Sarah?

Matthew: I might've pulled a shoedini last night, don't worry about it.

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shoedini by SageIsAGayMan October 1, 2017

Shoedini

An absolute shoe fitting genius!

"She's not just any shoe fitter...she's a flipping Shoedini. A boss of shoe fitters!"

Shoedini by ShoediniSam March 29, 2023

Shoeding

The process of putting on a shoe or shoes on your foot/feet

Person A: yo dude, hurry up. we gotta run, the cia is gonna catch us
Person B: one sec man, I'm shoeding

Shoeding by mia.yukawa May 2, 2026

Shordini

a person who acts as a "friends with benefits"; a secondary sexual partner with no romantic attachment but friendly-flirty chemistry

'Yo, how's your shawty doing?'

'Nahh, she's not my shawty, she's my shordini'

Shordini by The Pastel Rapper December 9, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019