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A shoedini is when you jizz on someone's shoes, then hide them in the oven. See also cunningham.
Jake: Hey, where's Sarah?

Matthew: I might've pulled a shoedini last night, don't worry about it.

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shoedini by SageIsAGayMan October 1, 2017
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"She's not just any shoe fitter...she's a flipping Shoedini. A boss of shoe fitters!"
Shoedini by ShoediniSam March 29, 2023
a person who acts as a "friends with benefits"; a secondary sexual partner with no romantic attachment but friendly-flirty chemistry
'Yo, how's your shawty doing?'

'Nahh, she's not my shawty, she's my shordini'
Shordini by The Pastel Rapper December 9, 2025
The process of putting on a shoe or shoes on your foot/feet
Person A: yo dude, hurry up. we gotta run, the cia is gonna catch us
Person B: one sec man, I'm shoeding
Shoeding by mia.yukawa May 2, 2026

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026