Shopprost

The shop prostitute. A person who gets a job at a large employer specifically to expand their clientele.

Here at xyz corp we have competitve bennifits including an onsite shopprost.

Shopprost by Tp@in August 31, 2017

Shopportunistic 

Capitalizing on unique shopping prospects, which goes hand in hand with finding premium parking (if there's no valet services) for optimum effect.

Mr. Jenkins: It says here on your resume that you're quite shopportunistic? I don't understand.

David: Just the other day I bought seasons 2 and 3 of Walker: Texas Ranger and because of my bangin' parking spot I avoided the horrendous downpour, which also meant I didn't have to change when I got home so I could watch my DVDs right away.

Mr. Jenkins: Hmm, we'd really rather have someone with with more skills in quantum mechanics...but that was pretty shopportunistic. You're hired.

Shopportunistic by tedwilli9 December 20, 2008

Shopportunity 

Any opportunity one has to shop. A combo of the words "shop" and "opportunity".

Lisa: We were gonna go skiing, but I think we just passed a mall.

Anne: We can ski any time! Right now we can't afford to pass up this shopportunity.

Shopportunity by Dr Lina P June 11, 2009

Shopportunity 

high fashion at insanely low prices.

I snagged a major Shopportunity on a
Burberry coat at Marshalls.

Shopportunity by shoppergirl2468 January 28, 2010

shopportunity 

n. A "can't miss" sale or exchange of goods often taken advantage of by the most frugal, cheapest person you know. A real shopportunity envolves multiple exchanges, layers, relationships, and coupons. This is sometimes mistaken for a scam, and borders on white collar crime.

Cam: "Dude, did you hear about the shopportunity that Goldenstein just scored?"

Mark: "No, what did it entail?"

Cam: "He went and bought 3 Sunday newspapers for the $60 off a glucose monitor coupon..."

Mark: "But, he's not even diabetic."

Cam: "Right, but the Walgreens in Wyoming had the glucose monitor advertized for $30, so he bought 3 of them, gaining $90 in store credit, which he used to buy 9 copies of a video game. He took those 9 copies to Game Stop, where he got $30 in store credit for each copy. He used that to get a PS3, essentially he got it for free."

shopportunity by dpmarky November 21, 2010

Shopporting 

Shopping + Supporting. The act of purchasing a good or service that also benefits another cause. For example: Buying a pair of shoes from Toms gives a pair to a child in need.

I can't wait until Christmas --I am chomping at the bit to go shopporting!

Shopporting by UrbanVeggie December 30, 2015

Soppost 

1. The michigan dirt farmer way supposed.

“I know you don’t wonnna go help your help your grandma. You better because you know you gotta and you’re soppost’ta.”

Soppost by Hade5079 October 24, 2019