Shoomed

-Trying to relax from being shooketh but can’t, then you are shoomed.
-Or you mistyped Shooked for Shoomed and still went with it.

1) Hahaha lol I can’t even rn I’m so Shoomed.
2) omg you look so Shoomed what made you so shooketh?

by ImThatAlexander January 4, 2018

Shoomped

The state of mind after getting no pussy.

“Bro I didn’t get any pussy last night i should made a move”
“Damn you’re shoomped”

by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020

shooped

A comedic variant of 'shopped (i.e., photoshopped).

Arose from a conflation of two memes - namely, the "Shoop da whoop" and the "This looks shopped" memes. Possibly first used on 4-chan.

"This looks shooped. I can tell by some of the pixels and by shooping a few whoops in my time."

by enoch roote November 29, 2007

shroomed

To be under the influence of hallucinagenic mushrooms. Can be used retrospectively or to describe someone's current condition.

I got so shroomed last night, that I thought little goblins were climbing through my window and had to hide in the closet for 3 hours....

by holmz July 7, 2004

Shim-shoomering

The act of shuffling sideways without lifting either foot entirely off the ground, for a dramatic effect.

"On a quiet night, you can still hear Old Fred shim-shoomering across town."

"Did you see Jess on the dance floor last night? She was shim-shoomering like a pro!"

"Forget the moonwalk, it's all about shim-shoomering now!"

by ConIII August 6, 2019

Shoomer

Someone who is terrible at what they do yet still is somehow incredibly successful in what they do.

"For the past week, Ted has been serving nothing but raw meat to the customers. He's been promoted to CEO. What a Shoomer."

by Chifutakushi February 12, 2020

Shooned

To run up behind somebody, and jab your thumb into the back of their neck.

Adrian ran up behind Jack, and proceeded to jab his thumb into Jack's neck. "You just got Shooned!"

by BetterThanU March 14, 2017