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OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE 

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VIBRATORS

DILDOS

PENS

PENCILS

COINS

PEBBLES

BROOMSTICK HANDLE

FISHING ROD HANDLE

UMBRELLA HANDLE

TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE

HOCKEY STICK HANDLE

FINGERS

SMALL GLASS JAR

TEST TUBE

SCREWDRIVER HANDLE

STIFF COCKS

CIGAR

BANANA
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David Shomen 

David Shomen is the Savior of the Larry shippers and Co. Captains aside from Captain Niall Horan!
One fateful night a certain blonde hair, baseball capped young man named David Shomen was taking pics at Los Angeles near Electric Fountain. He heard a certain Curly haired lads voice and recognized it to be...

" Hey, you're Harry Styles! Mind if I get a pic? "

Shomen noticed a shorter tattooed man hanging on his arm. He was looking fondly into Harry's eyes.

" Sorry man, its best if we not "- Harry responded.

David was a bit down about this, but tweeted a pic of them anyways.
* Time Lapse*

Davids twitter was soon suspended by the evil Modest Management.

The Larry shippers have all the proof they need.
David gaineds tons of followers due to the news.
A slang word for the Alameda, a small city in the Bay, famous for that one in-n-out.
Yo Molly, so are we rollin’ up to the Shmeda tonight?
Shmeda by kkswizz May 13, 2021

Shoreditch Samurai 

A longer than average 'manbun' that results in a pony tale like flop. This haircut, worn in combination with a beard, results in a style similar to Chonmage (丁髷, ちょんまげ) and closely resembles that of the hairstyle worn by ancient Japanese Samurai.

This image has become popular amongst young adult men and is synonymous with the concept of contemporary 'hipsterification' taking place in predominantly regenerated urban areas (particularly in London).
Matt: "Hey Sam, isn't Jay's manbun cool."
Sam: "Yeah, bloody Shoreditch Samurai!"
Shoreditch Samurai by Idonothing September 23, 2015
One of the band's string of hits between 1997 - 2001, Someday being released in June of 1999: more than a 4 minute song. Someday encompassed a vibe, an emotion of the era -- the care-free days of the late 90's. Performed brilliantly by the milquetoast 'pop-era' band, the melody with the lyrics can really let you fade back to a time for those of us had just started out life -- whether it be college, full-time work or an unforgettable 1st serious relationship.

Part of that special group of films, songs, cars and events that helped define my life in this pre and post 'Dub-ya' world. I hope this helps.
How Someday touched my life:

...Grace was tall, slender and frumpy, not that I had a particular type but she was unique, Gracie stood out; not because she was stunning – she wasn’t. She lacked that insidious cunt quality that most women that frequented these nightclubs had. Grace was the kind of girl that oozed a certain lack of self-esteem and high maintenance, yet she parlayed it with a certain sense of identity seldom seen anymore. The kind of girl that spent less time in front of a mirror, idolizing herself and more time cultivating her mind and various other gifts. A girl like Grace properly tended to can easily blossom in to a best in show, a real thinking mans wife. Either that: or a good mind fuck story.

We locked eyes to the tune of Someday by Sugar Ray; the sweet tinge of MDMA under my tongue had just started to kick in. It was love at first sight, I think. Thought – I don’t know. I just know I felt something, and it was something other than these fucking gas pains or this freaking heat rash I can’t seem to get rid of.
Someday by linky91 June 11, 2011

shmedricks 

Shmedricks is a fictional disease whose symptoms include boredom, apathy, procrastination, laziness, and lack of motivation.

Originally a reference from the TV series Full House.
Wife: "We should get groceries and do some laundry tonight."

Husband: "Nah, you go without me. I have too much shmedricks disease."
shmedricks by B. Stramer April 20, 2009