To be Sherlock Holmes-ed. You have a big secret but someone somewhere has managed to find out anyway, through the use of awesome detective skills.
Nigel jokingly asks Anna whether she slept with her boyfriend's best mate.
She replied with "Yes Nigel, please please please don't tell anyone".
Anna just got shomed.
She replied with "Yes Nigel, please please please don't tell anyone".
Anna just got shomed.
by Bernie's World May 15, 2013
Get the shomed mug.Bruno Powroznik: OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE
VIBRATORS
DILDOS
PENS
PENCILS
COINS
PEBBLES
BROOMSTICK HANDLE
FISHING ROD HANDLE
UMBRELLA HANDLE
TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE
HOCKEY STICK HANDLE
FINGERS
SMALL GLASS JAR
TEST TUBE
SCREWDRIVER HANDLE
STIFF COCKS
CIGAR
BANANA
VIBRATORS
DILDOS
PENS
PENCILS
COINS
PEBBLES
BROOMSTICK HANDLE
FISHING ROD HANDLE
UMBRELLA HANDLE
TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE
HOCKEY STICK HANDLE
FINGERS
SMALL GLASS JAR
TEST TUBE
SCREWDRIVER HANDLE
STIFF COCKS
CIGAR
BANANA
by Nutz666 November 8, 2019
Get the OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE mug.One fateful night a certain blonde hair, baseball capped young man named David Shomen was taking pics at Los Angeles near Electric Fountain. He heard a certain Curly haired lads voice and recognized it to be...
" Hey, you're Harry Styles! Mind if I get a pic? "
Shomen noticed a shorter tattooed man hanging on his arm. He was looking fondly into Harry's eyes.
" Sorry man, its best if we not "- Harry responded.
David was a bit down about this, but tweeted a pic of them anyways.
* Time Lapse*
Davids twitter was soon suspended by the evil Modest Management.
The Larry shippers have all the proof they need.
David gaineds tons of followers due to the news.
" Hey, you're Harry Styles! Mind if I get a pic? "
Shomen noticed a shorter tattooed man hanging on his arm. He was looking fondly into Harry's eyes.
" Sorry man, its best if we not "- Harry responded.
David was a bit down about this, but tweeted a pic of them anyways.
* Time Lapse*
Davids twitter was soon suspended by the evil Modest Management.
The Larry shippers have all the proof they need.
David gaineds tons of followers due to the news.
by Larry Stylinson Curly + Lou July 24, 2014
Get the David Shomen mug.by kkswizz May 13, 2021
Get the Shmeda mug.A longer than average 'manbun' that results in a pony tale like flop. This haircut, worn in combination with a beard, results in a style similar to Chonmage (丁髷, ちょんまげ) and closely resembles that of the hairstyle worn by ancient Japanese Samurai.
This image has become popular amongst young adult men and is synonymous with the concept of contemporary 'hipsterification' taking place in predominantly regenerated urban areas (particularly in London).
This image has become popular amongst young adult men and is synonymous with the concept of contemporary 'hipsterification' taking place in predominantly regenerated urban areas (particularly in London).
by Idonothing September 23, 2015
Get the Shoreditch Samurai mug.One of the band's string of hits between 1997 - 2001, Someday being released in June of 1999: more than a 4 minute song. Someday encompassed a vibe, an emotion of the era -- the care-free days of the late 90's. Performed brilliantly by the milquetoast 'pop-era' band, the melody with the lyrics can really let you fade back to a time for those of us had just started out life -- whether it be college, full-time work or an unforgettable 1st serious relationship.
Part of that special group of films, songs, cars and events that helped define my life in this pre and post 'Dub-ya' world. I hope this helps.
Part of that special group of films, songs, cars and events that helped define my life in this pre and post 'Dub-ya' world. I hope this helps.
How Someday touched my life:
...Grace was tall, slender and frumpy, not that I had a particular type but she was unique, Gracie stood out; not because she was stunning – she wasn’t. She lacked that insidious cunt quality that most women that frequented these nightclubs had. Grace was the kind of girl that oozed a certain lack of self-esteem and high maintenance, yet she parlayed it with a certain sense of identity seldom seen anymore. The kind of girl that spent less time in front of a mirror, idolizing herself and more time cultivating her mind and various other gifts. A girl like Grace properly tended to can easily blossom in to a best in show, a real thinking mans wife. Either that: or a good mind fuck story.
We locked eyes to the tune of Someday by Sugar Ray; the sweet tinge of MDMA under my tongue had just started to kick in. It was love at first sight, I think. Thought – I don’t know. I just know I felt something, and it was something other than these fucking gas pains or this freaking heat rash I can’t seem to get rid of.
...Grace was tall, slender and frumpy, not that I had a particular type but she was unique, Gracie stood out; not because she was stunning – she wasn’t. She lacked that insidious cunt quality that most women that frequented these nightclubs had. Grace was the kind of girl that oozed a certain lack of self-esteem and high maintenance, yet she parlayed it with a certain sense of identity seldom seen anymore. The kind of girl that spent less time in front of a mirror, idolizing herself and more time cultivating her mind and various other gifts. A girl like Grace properly tended to can easily blossom in to a best in show, a real thinking mans wife. Either that: or a good mind fuck story.
We locked eyes to the tune of Someday by Sugar Ray; the sweet tinge of MDMA under my tongue had just started to kick in. It was love at first sight, I think. Thought – I don’t know. I just know I felt something, and it was something other than these fucking gas pains or this freaking heat rash I can’t seem to get rid of.
by linky91 June 11, 2011
Get the Someday mug.Shmedricks is a fictional disease whose symptoms include boredom, apathy, procrastination, laziness, and lack of motivation.
Originally a reference from the TV series Full House.
Originally a reference from the TV series Full House.
Wife: "We should get groceries and do some laundry tonight."
Husband: "Nah, you go without me. I have too much shmedricks disease."
Husband: "Nah, you go without me. I have too much shmedricks disease."
by B. Stramer April 20, 2009
Get the shmedricks mug.