Shomze

A semi retarded dick, that cannot get hard.

Mr. Griffin was waiting for sex, but his shomze was not happy.

by x J BEDS x January 1, 2010

David Shomen

David Shomen is the Savior of the Larry shippers and Co. Captains aside from Captain Niall Horan!

One fateful night a certain blonde hair, baseball capped young man named David Shomen was taking pics at Los Angeles near Electric Fountain. He heard a certain Curly haired lads voice and recognized it to be...

" Hey, you're Harry Styles! Mind if I get a pic? "

Shomen noticed a shorter tattooed man hanging on his arm. He was looking fondly into Harry's eyes.

" Sorry man, its best if we not "- Harry responded.

David was a bit down about this, but tweeted a pic of them anyways.
* Time Lapse*

Davids twitter was soon suspended by the evil Modest Management.

The Larry shippers have all the proof they need.
David gaineds tons of followers due to the news.

by Larry Stylinson Curly + Lou July 24, 2014

Shooze

Australian slang that describes seeing a large number of errors, typos and formatting issues in an email or document that it completely detracts from the original message or presentation.

There were so many mistakes in that email I just read. Shooze everywhere.

That presentation was nothing but Shooze.

by Ma-Fia July 12, 2019

shomer shabbos

The Jewish day of rest. That means that you don't work, you don't drive a car, you don't fucking ride in a car, you don't handle money, you don't turn on the oven, and you sure as shit don't fucking roll!

Donny: How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: I'm shomer shabbos.

by trarei August 6, 2011

shmozen one

The fat or uncoordinated kid who is always the last pick when children divide into groups or teams.

Bet that chubby kid with glasses is the shmozen one.

After a lifetime of being shmozen, Nigel was thrilled to have been picked to lead the research group.

by mrbusdriver May 4, 2009

Wonder Showzen

Imgaine if you locked the creators of Sesame Street in a dark room for about three weeks and gave them nothing but crack and LSD. This is what they'd come up with...the funniest and most fucked up show EVER.

I could only imagine how frightening that show would be while on acid. I'd probably lock myself in a closet for about a week out of sheer terror.

by Mikal K May 7, 2005

Shozeb

A person who has the ability to make others smile. He loves smoking hookah and bumping good music in his pimped out car.

Goes to sleep early due to headaches. Asks mommy for medicine. Very difficult to wake up after this occurs. However your love for him is unconditional.

I was shozebing the other day

by kriptacrontalonic April 25, 2010