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Shoeburyness High School 

An absolute shit show. The language department is on an absolute mad one, they hire pedos with sweat patches the size of Spain itself.
Shoeburyness is full of year 7s, that are barely up to my kneecaps, walking about the streets smoking. Also, everyone there is either actually depressed or has a self-diagnosed ‘mental illness’ because they think it’s fUn and qUirKy. My heart goes out to all those who have Mr. Gower as a teacher, Therapy is always an option xoxo
Have you heard of Shoeburyness High School?

The one full of walking, talking Wotsits™ With eyebrows 17 shades too dark, further back than their hairline?

yeah, that one.
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The Shoebox Project 

a much-beloved and very popular James/Lily and Remus/Sirius fanfiction on LiveJournal, written by jaida and rave. it has inspired cult-followers, much squeeing, and more.
"OH MY GOD. SHOOOOOOEEEEBOOOOOOOOX," I typed into a 'The Shoebox Project' AIM chat.
"UPDATE?" another responded.
"YESSSS," was my reply, provoking much use of capslock and squeeing among my companions.
The Shoebox Project by katekoo September 17, 2006

National Shoebill Day 

April 18th is national shoebill day, a day to appreciate some not well known animals.

The national shoebill date is a play on the year they were found, 1840.
I don't even know how this would be used in a sentence...

"Happy national shoebill day..?"

shovebutter 

A type of butter commonly used for shoving.
Use the shovebutter, it will make it easier.
shovebutter by Alex Ainscow August 25, 2007

shoeburyness 

The uncomfortable feeling you get upon sitting in a chair that has been warmed by another person's ass.
"I winced with shoeburyness as I settled into my seat."
shoeburyness by Thornful January 30, 2008

Shoebuddies 

The act of getting so drunk that you pass out with your shoes still on. Upon arising in the morning with a wicked case of cottonmouth you can't figure out why your boots are still with you under the covers. The only logical explaination is that the "shoebuddies" dropped by and put them back on while you were sleeping it off.
Bart got into it again last night and the shoebuddies paid him a visit. Yuuuupppp!
Shoebuddies by Slump Daddy January 23, 2014