Shomel

i really strong muscular and handsome man

dylan:g god i am SO SHOMELLLLLL
friend1: aww you so sexy and shomel hun

dylan:oh i know now FEEEEEEEED oh dont suck to hard

Shomel by lil shumshum March 20, 2021

SHOMEL

Sweet Heart Of My Entire Life

pronounced as *insert french accent (show-mell)* :)

is a variation of 'love of my life'

"hey there baby... *wavesh* you are the SHOMEL. I'm here for you alwaysh. hopefully i can come visit you in france someday soon and we can sip on some sweet merlot. IMU" :)

SHOMEL by freezingcold June 16, 2010

Shovel Talk 

The "If you hurt him/her I will break you" talk given as a warning to a romantic partner from a concerned party, usually family or a close friend.

Father of the bride: "I have a shovel and 30 acres of land. If you hurt a hair on her head, no one will ever find your body."

Groom: "You don't need to give me a Shovel Talk, sir. I would rather die than hurt her."

Shovel Talk by Ifer April 9, 2013

Sperm Shovel 

When a chick let's a load drip out on her cupped palm and then shoves it back in any of her 3 holes.

Yeah bro, your auntie really kept the bachelor party going with that sperm shovel maneuver.

Sperm Shovel by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

Shovel Gang 

A global community of shovel enthusiasts that enjoy digging up dirty beats, bonsai farming, plowing snow, building tiny sand castles, and anything else you can do with a shovel. Known for a life style of large chains and tiny shovels. Shovels up, hoes down.

I really dig the shovel gang. every day i'm shovelin'

Shovel Gang by theshovelgang March 8, 2019

I like your shoelaces 

Tumblr code for when you find someone you think looks like they use Tumblr. The correct response, as Tumblr users should know, is "Thank you! I stole them from the president." "Thank you," however, is commonly changed to "thanks."

Guy: *Sees someone who looks like someone they saw on Tumblr* Hey, I like your shoelaces!
Girl: Thanks. I stole them from the president.

I like your shoelaces by Sammy Blueberry the Weirdo February 18, 2021

Strange Duped Shovel 

The Strange Duped Shovel (SBD for short) is a strange quality stock shovel gained through a duplication glitch within the game Team Fortress 2. This has become an inside joke among the community thanks to a video by Soundsmith called “TF2 The Legend of the Duped Shovel.”

Orna: I’m buying a Strange Duped Shovel send me a trade offer

Strange Duped Shovel by Genevis September 3, 2020