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shoestrip

n. Loss or folding of the bottom or part of the bottom of a shoe due to repeated sharp turns. Excessively common in Nike(tm), but can show up in other brands as well.
All this basketball is giving my shoes !@#$#!ing shoestrip!

Shoestrip sucks, if this gets any worse I'm going to fall.

Don't buy shoes known for shoestrip
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Shoestreak

A long yellow stain on the top or side of a white shoe made by a guy shooting his entire load of cum over a girl's shoe.
Kimberly: Eww is that a shoestreak on your right shox?

Ally: Yeah, i gave Mark a shoejob last night and he promised he'd shoot inside, but at the last second he pulled out and exploded on the side.

Kimberly: HAHA that's pretty gross that stain will never come out either. EVERYONE is gonna know you gave a shoejob now.
by Gmail548 April 20, 2010
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sheetripper

digging your toes into the sheets in order to gain the traction required to bang your lovers head into the headboard while fucking.
Damn my head is sore and my pussy feels like it has been kicked by a mule after that sheetripper.
by Salfal August 12, 2009
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christ on a shoestring

An exclamation similar to "Jesus Fucking Christ" with the added sentiment of getting on one's last nerve, i.e., hanging by a shoestring. Best said when one is completely baffled.
"Christ on a shoestring, I have no idea what a guy wants. First date #1 wants to have sex, #2 wants a goodnight kiss, #3 thinks I'm too physically aggressive if I give him a hug and a kiss on the cheek to say goodnight. I might as well just become a lesbian."
by CathyM June 23, 2008
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Kentucky Shoestring

Imagine a dick eating another dick

In technical terms...When one male gently but forcefully places another males penis inside of his own penis.
God damn it Sam! If you do that one more time I'm gonna give you a Kentucky Shoestring.
by A Tom15 November 4, 2008
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Shoestring special

A tiny g sring
Did you see the shoestring special on that bird?
by Ian July 18, 2003
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jason shoestring

jason shoestring is a beautiful man with brown shoestring hair and deep brown eyes, looks alot like misterpoopman.
person 1: did you see jason shoestrings new video ??
person 2: no i didn't ! i hope we get to see his luscious shoestring hair !
by shoestringsluvrrr January 28, 2023
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