Shoepants 

Pants of any style, complete with attached socks and shoes. For quick and easy dressing. Or when evading your neighbors husband when found in bed with thy spouse/partner.

I cant believe your dad chased me down the street, thank god for my shoepants.

Shoepants by BobSPOObob February 3, 2010

Shitpants 1 

(proper noun): A name used to refer to one's first born child.

"Hey, Shitpants 1, go make me a sandwich or you're grounded."

Shitpants 1 by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

shitpantsed

a level of inebriation that extends well beyond that described as "shitfaced," such that bowel control is lost. Typically achieved by drinking on an empty stomach. The exact Blood Alcohol Content required to reach "shitpantsed" drunk is different for each set of bowels.

Cole didn't eat before going to open bar, and wouldn't you know he ended up shitpantsed in the bathtub.

Carl wanted to show everyone he could loosen up, but he'll never live down getting shitpantsed in front of everyone at the holiday party.

shitpantsed by Uncle_Colorado July 18, 2009

shitpants excited 

this is a level of excitation that results in folks shitting their pants.

it is generally a hyperbole/exaggeration in that one does not ACTUALLY shit in their pants.

Bobby was shitpants excited over his date with his hot slutty cousin that night.

Tina always gets shitpants excited when she hears about a new family guy episode on TV.

shitpants excited by masochistmonkeyjoe March 19, 2010

shpants 

to long to be shorts, to short to be pants.

that idiot is wearing shpants.

shpants by ricky January 18, 2004

Shitpants Travellor 

Someone who travels from computer to computer because they always get worried and shit their pants

That rogai. he is shitpants travellor

Shitpants Travellor by ryan rogay June 11, 2009

shpants 

A world wide clothing line, that legendary Arj Barker founded.
They also produce Shoodles (too much material to be sandals, not enough to be shoes) and Cojacks (to warm to be a jacket, not warm enough to be a coat)

"Honestly you'd think he's never heard the Shpanthem before, dude"

shpants by not arj barker April 21, 2005