hoepants

whore,slut,hoe,prostitute, woman of the night, she who sells sex for money or other tangible items. The term pants is added for effect and humor. now a days, calling someone a slut just doesn't cut it, you've got to give it that extra uumph to seal the deal; get the point across. see also hoebag

Emma you stupid hoepants, shut the fuck up.

Yo hoepants,get me a sandwich then when ur done suck on my weener.

Dammit hoepants i freakin told you to stay in the car.

by Robotron777 August 11, 2008

Hotpants McGee

The act of crapping in your significant other's pants after sex. Usually followed with the exclamation, "Oh No! Hotpants McGee is here!"

After sex, Jin yelled to Sun, "Oh, No! Hotpants McGee is here!" Sun agreed and was not happy.

by Snagger March 6, 2008

hoe pants

An item of clothing generally worn from the waist to the ankles that's used to accentuate a heightened level of attractiveness and promiscuity when engaging in acts of prostitution and other sexual activity

"She wanted to wear her hoe pants to more effectively allure the men over at the joint."

by foxnews4kids April 22, 2017

hotpantstheprophet

Our Lord and saviour, gives good advices and is amazing as heck

Who is our Lord and saviour?
Hotpantstheprophet!

Y E S

by Formaggioissocool June 3, 2021

hotpants

An extraordinarily good looking person.

"Peter Steele is the ultimate hotpants, I want to have his children."
"Did you see Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider? She's such a hotpants!"

by Roxanne July 30, 2003

hotpants

The act of shiting yourself

David thought he had to fart and he ended up with HOTPANTS

by NTOTH October 28, 2007

smarty hotpants

An extremely hot intelligent clever witty sarcastic chick.

I can't get anywhere with this chick. Every time I make a comment she replies with a smart ass answer. She is a little Ms. Smarty Hotpants.

by griiiiiingaaa October 22, 2013