Shoemake

A bitch ass hoe

You being acting like a shoemake

by Shoemake December 25, 2021

Sam "Stumpy" Shoemake

The definition of a fat monkey cousin fucker.

man: hey look it's sam "stumpy" shoemake.

woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker

by Timmy the Retard September 12, 2022

Stinky Shoemaker

Used to describe a 50 year old greazy haired toothless bum still living with his daddy.

Dude Randy is a dirt bag but Scott is a stinky Shoemaker.

Why don't Randy have a girlfriend? He still lives in his daddy's house and a stinky Shoemaker.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022

Greasy Shoemaker

Used in the mechanic trade for a filthy person. Wearing the same clothes for days on end. And never washing their hair.

Scott is a greasy Shoemaker.

After work I should bath but I am a greasy Shoemaker.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 11, 2022

Scott Shoemaker

A lazy 50 year old greazy haired bum living off their dad and son. Also referred to as stinky scooter.

You can't get a girlfriend? What a Scott Shoemaker you dirt bag!

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 7, 2022

Shemake

A remake of a movie starring a female cast as a lead that was originally filmed with a male lead.

If the next Ghostbusters is a hit, it will pave the way for more shemakes

by thxxx1337 July 28, 2015

Boston Shoemaker

A Boston Shoemaker, much like the Boston Pancake or Cleveland Steamer, starts of when a man defecates on his unconscious partner's chest. He then proceeds to press his foot in it making a footprint on her chest. When his partner wakes up in the morning she will find a fossilized poopy footprint on her chest ressembling a shoe.

Hey Tade, my bitch was so hammered last night that when she passed out i gave her a Boston Shoemaker!

by Ebenezer McAwesome MacIntosh September 30, 2009