A ShoeMocker is when you put a pair of shoes on your hands, preferably Timberland boots for extra DPS, and continously punch and\or slap the shit out of somebody. You effectively stomp a motherfucker out while standing.
1. If dude keep eyeballing me, imma shoemocker his ass.
2. If buddy ass get smart one more time, he getting his ass shoemockered. Thats real talk.
2. If buddy ass get smart one more time, he getting his ass shoemockered. Thats real talk.
by BrokeBak January 6, 2019
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