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shoewagger

1. The confidence one exudes based solely on the shoes he/she is wearing.

2. When all that matters is how fresh your kicks (shoes) are.
"Yo, check out dude's outfit. What the hell is he wearing?"

"Yeah but check out his kicks. He's definitely got shoewagger."
shoewagger by eldawg5417 September 7, 2009

Shoemaggeddon

The day your entire collection of sneakers is stolen and sold by your ex GF, repoed, or put into storage for an extended stay in the penitentiary. A day seared into your head as you head to the penn in your orange jumpsuit and prison flip flops. The day that makes you cry yourself to sleep every night in jail until your overly amorous black roommate taps you on your shoulder to let you know its time for your nightly "duties" which involve no lubrication other than your tears.
Dark had his shoemaggeddon last night, he went to prison today lol

Oh he did haha i bet right now he's looking down at his prison flip flops in the shower as he gets taken again and again in the shower.
Shoemaggeddon by N Barber November 14, 2014

ShoeMocker 

A ShoeMocker is when you put a pair of shoes on your hands, preferably Timberland boots for extra DPS, and continously punch and\or slap the shit out of somebody. You effectively stomp a motherfucker out while standing.
1. If dude keep eyeballing me, imma shoemocker his ass.
2. If buddy ass get smart one more time, he getting his ass shoemockered. Thats real talk.
ShoeMocker by BrokeBak January 6, 2019
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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