shoemogger 

My friends made up word another name for shit or cursing at someone who is being dumb

When someone is being un smart

An alternative swear word , you’re a shoemogger

shoemogger by Lololololololgirl May 16, 2018

shoewagger

1. The confidence one exudes based solely on the shoes he/she is wearing.

2. When all that matters is how fresh your kicks (shoes) are.

"Yo, check out dude's outfit. What the hell is he wearing?"

"Yeah but check out his kicks. He's definitely got shoewagger."

shoewagger by eldawg5417 September 7, 2009

Shoemaggeddon

The day your entire collection of sneakers is stolen and sold by your ex GF, repoed, or put into storage for an extended stay in the penitentiary. A day seared into your head as you head to the penn in your orange jumpsuit and prison flip flops. The day that makes you cry yourself to sleep every night in jail until your overly amorous black roommate taps you on your shoulder to let you know its time for your nightly "duties" which involve no lubrication other than your tears.

Dark had his shoemaggeddon last night, he went to prison today lol

Oh he did haha i bet right now he's looking down at his prison flip flops in the shower as he gets taken again and again in the shower.

Shoemaggeddon by N Barber November 14, 2014

ShoeMocker 

A ShoeMocker is when you put a pair of shoes on your hands, preferably Timberland boots for extra DPS, and continously punch and\or slap the shit out of somebody. You effectively stomp a motherfucker out while standing.

1. If dude keep eyeballing me, imma shoemocker his ass.
2. If buddy ass get smart one more time, he getting his ass shoemockered. Thats real talk.

ShoeMocker by BrokeBak January 6, 2019