shoejacker

That weird guy who sneaks around and ejaculates into other people's shoes for a thrill.

Hide your footwear, Kendy's nephew is a shoejacker and he's eyeing up your loafers.

by ishkabubble August 3, 2008

Stinky Shoemaker

Used to describe a 50 year old greazy haired toothless bum still living with his daddy.

Dude Randy is a dirt bag but Scott is a stinky Shoemaker.

Why don't Randy have a girlfriend? He still lives in his daddy's house and a stinky Shoemaker.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022

Greasy Shoemaker

Used in the mechanic trade for a filthy person. Wearing the same clothes for days on end. And never washing their hair.

Scott is a greasy Shoemaker.

After work I should bath but I am a greasy Shoemaker.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 11, 2022

Scott Shoemaker

A lazy 50 year old greazy haired bum living off their dad and son. Also referred to as stinky scooter.

You can't get a girlfriend? What a Scott Shoemaker you dirt bag!

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 7, 2022

Shoefucker

The urge to fuck someone so bad you would fuck anything pertaining to them, including their shoe.

I am so hot for him, I would willingly become a shoefucker.

by spunkynms May 29, 2009

Boston Shoemaker

A Boston Shoemaker, much like the Boston Pancake or Cleveland Steamer, starts of when a man defecates on his unconscious partner's chest. He then proceeds to press his foot in it making a footprint on her chest. When his partner wakes up in the morning she will find a fossilized poopy footprint on her chest ressembling a shoe.

Hey Tade, my bitch was so hammered last night that when she passed out i gave her a Boston Shoemaker!

by Ebenezer McAwesome MacIntosh September 30, 2009

shoemaker

A person who does something half-ass. They do not put effort into their work therefore it lacks workmanship. Also Can be a lazy person.

That shoemaker sprayed cologne in his fridge to cover up the smell of rotten turkey.

by Mike Fuzz April 4, 2007