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That weird guy who sneaks around and ejaculates into other people's shoes for a thrill.

Hide your footwear, Kendy's nephew is a shoejacker and he's eyeing up your loafers.

shoejacker by ishkabubble August 3, 2008

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Stinky Shoemaker

Used to describe a 50 year old greazy haired toothless bum still living with his daddy.

Dude Randy is a dirt bag but Scott is a stinky Shoemaker.

Why don't Randy have a girlfriend? He still lives in his daddy's house and a stinky Shoemaker.

Stinky Shoemaker by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022

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shoejacker • shoemaker • Shoefucker • shoejacking • Shoelicker • shoemakered up • shoemaker's job • Shoemaker stitch • ShoeMocker • shoewanker

Greasy Shoemaker

Used in the mechanic trade for a filthy person. Wearing the same clothes for days on end. And never washing their hair.

Scott is a greasy Shoemaker.

After work I should bath but I am a greasy Shoemaker.

Greasy Shoemaker by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 11, 2022

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Scott Shoemaker

A lazy 50 year old greazy haired bum living off their dad and son. Also referred to as stinky scooter.

You can't get a girlfriend? What a Scott Shoemaker you dirt bag!

Scott Shoemaker by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 7, 2022

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Shoefucker

The urge to fuck someone so bad you would fuck anything pertaining to them, including their shoe.

I am so hot for him, I would willingly become a shoefucker.

Shoefucker by spunkynms May 29, 2009

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Boston Shoemaker

A Boston Shoemaker, much like the Boston Pancake or Cleveland Steamer, starts of when a man defecates on his unconscious partner's chest. He then proceeds to press his foot in it making a footprint on her chest. When his partner wakes up in the morning she will find a fossilized poopy footprint on her chest ressembling a shoe.

Hey Tade, my bitch was so hammered last night that when she passed out i gave her a Boston Shoemaker!

Boston Shoemaker by Ebenezer McAwesome MacIntosh September 30, 2009

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shoemaker

A person who does something half-ass. They do not put effort into their work therefore it lacks workmanship. Also Can be a lazy person.

That shoemaker sprayed cologne in his fridge to cover up the smell of rotten turkey.

shoemaker by Mike Fuzz April 4, 2007

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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