Shocktuck

A word used when
a girl fingers herself and is spotted

eventually the dude joins in

Dude - I saw a girl fingering herself, she was well shocktuck!

Man - What does that mean? hat did you do?

Dude - Saved her the hard work and did it for her! ;)

Shocktuck by wearingthehat June 10, 2008

shockcocknot 

When an unusually large , almost shocking uncircumcised dick has a knot of gnarly skin that dangles from the tip, almost like a second smaller dick.

You could hear Tony’s shockcocknot slap against his thigh as he walked back to his locker.

shockcocknot by Davedale August 25, 2019

sockcucker 

A common malapropism usually uttered by folks who are falling-down drunk and mean to use the term ‘cocksucker.’

Come over here you miserable sockcucker, I’ll kick your ass!

sockcucker by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021

socksucker 

a way to say cocksucker around younger people.

While your child is in the room and you want to call your woman a cocksucker: Hey, why do you have to be such a socksucker?

socksucker by hi5000 August 15, 2011

sockcucker 

Anyone who uses spoonerisms so that they don't have to swear in public. (a spoonerism is the switching of initial consanant sounds in a sentence.)

"I got to feel her tiant gits" said the sockcucker.

sockcucker by quamp July 21, 2003

sockfucking 

Verb, the act of lubing up an athletic tube sock and inserting the male member for sexual stimulation. A sockfucker may choose to perform the act manually or may choose to have a partner stimulate the sock. Low Cut socks are disfavored except by short dicked individuals.

Don't wash that sock after the game, I'm into sockfucking and your natural oils are better than you greezy fuck.

sockfucking by kingsnizzle September 3, 2006

sockfucker 

A horney male soldier in the field or on deployment that can/will not get sex from a female, and rolls up a sock nice and tight like a vagina and proceeds to have "relations" with it.

Soldier 1: I walked in on SSG Kennedy, and he was fucking a damn sock!

Soldier 2: Kennedy is such a SOCKFUCKER

sockfucker by The real Beav April 28, 2006