shockatock

like a panic attack

oh my god! im having a shockatock!

by emily February 5, 2004

a shockatock,

panic attack

oh god
im having a shockatock

by emily February 5, 2004

shockcocknot

When an unusually large , almost shocking uncircumcised dick has a knot of gnarly skin that dangles from the tip, almost like a second smaller dick.

You could hear Tony’s shockcocknot slap against his thigh as he walked back to his locker.

by Davedale August 25, 2019

shockblocker

Similar to a cockblocker, the shockblocker is reserved for those attempting to block a lesbian hook-up. Although this hook-up may not really involve the shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)... it will definitely involve at least two fingers and not a cock, and so shockblocker is the most appropriate term.

I tried to hook up with her, but her friend was being such a shockblocker.

Stop being a shockblocker.

by Shanette August 23, 2007

Shockanokanoma

A replacement for practically any swear word you can think of in the spur of the moment to prevent you from getting in to trouble

You get bad news' to avoid getting in trouble shout ', shockanokanoma!

by Sludge May 26, 2021

shockalockadingdong

when you have absolutly no clue about anything

if you have amnesia, you have a case of shockalockadingdong

by jimmy jang jack jong February 14, 2005

shuckatucka

A word used in the song Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson, which has come to mean "the point of utmost awesomeness" in many places in the United Kingdom.

"As she came into the window, was a sound of a crescendo (SHUCKATUCKA!)"

"Hey mate, you like my shoes?" - Dude A
"Yeah, they are well shuckatucka" - Dude B

"That shirt is sooo un-shuckatucka"

by MrMarana December 9, 2008