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a shockatock, 

oh god
im having a shockatock
a shockatock, by emily February 5, 2004

shockcocknot 

When an unusually large , almost shocking uncircumcised dick has a knot of gnarly skin that dangles from the tip, almost like a second smaller dick.
You could hear Tony’s shockcocknot slap against his thigh as he walked back to his locker.
shockcocknot by Davedale August 25, 2019

shockblocker 

Similar to a cockblocker, the shockblocker is reserved for those attempting to block a lesbian hook-up. Although this hook-up may not really involve the shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)... it will definitely involve at least two fingers and not a cock, and so shockblocker is the most appropriate term.
I tried to hook up with her, but her friend was being such a shockblocker.

Stop being a shockblocker.
shockblocker by Shanette August 23, 2007

Shockanokanoma 

A replacement for practically any swear word you can think of in the spur of the moment to prevent you from getting in to trouble
You get bad news' to avoid getting in trouble shout ', shockanokanoma!
Shockanokanoma by Sludge May 26, 2021

shockalockadingdong 

when you have absolutly no clue about anything
if you have amnesia, you have a case of shockalockadingdong

shuckatucka 

A word used in the song Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson, which has come to mean "the point of utmost awesomeness" in many places in the United Kingdom.
"As she came into the window, was a sound of a crescendo (SHUCKATUCKA!)"

"Hey mate, you like my shoes?" - Dude A
"Yeah, they are well shuckatucka" - Dude B

"That shirt is sooo un-shuckatucka"
shuckatucka by MrMarana December 9, 2008