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An amalgamation of shark and octopus. Any creature that seems to be comprised solely of teeth and flailing limbs.

My puppy seems to spend half her time on her back with her mouth open and legs kicking at the air. She's such a little sharktopus!

sharktopus by punkriffic April 28, 2008

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sharktopus

A sexual position so convoluted that the couple's extremities are in such dis-aray that nothing comprehensible can be made of the mass of writhing flesh and limbs. But the result viewed by an outsider would cause both shock and pure, awestruck hilarity to any observer. Such as the freak Sharktopus in the sci-fi movie of that name.

Shit bro- your mom threw such a sharktopus fuck session on me last night, I'll be over for tuna casserole tuesday EVERY week!

sharktopus by Pacidermiz Rex December 29, 2012

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Sharktopus

1: Extreme constipation, as might be experienced by something with two mouths and no anus, like the creature in the movie "sharktopus".

Being in a sharktopus state is characterized by the feeling that one has eaten a vast amount of food (like the beach population of Mexico) and is unable to pass it.

"Man, I ate two pizzas the other night, and I got a major state of sharktopus here - it feels like I'm going to explode!"

Sharktopus by Gwiawn October 25, 2011

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Sharktopus

A woman’s vagina on her period

Man her sharktopus is raging today.

Sharktopus by Sharktopusman123 May 7, 2018

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bear sharktopus

The combination of a bear, shark and octopus. A science experiment gone wrong. It now lives in the forest/ocean thing. Likes to eat little boys and girls and use their bones as tooth picks. Then hangs their skin on trees as ornaments............. BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE BEAR SHARKTOPUS!

little boy: gee, I just love the woods...
little girl: ikr... OH NO! ITS A BEAR SHARKTOPUS
little boy:NOOOOO!!!

bear sharktopus by ddubs99 March 21, 2011

snarktapuss

Snarktapuss: A snotty snarky person acting like a pussy.

Jane is in a bad mood, she's acting like a snarktapuss. We should stone her.

snarktapuss by Snarky lady November 11, 2013

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snarktopus

Someone who is being really sassy and/or snarky

Natalie is so sassy today, she's being such a snarktopus

snarktopus by Double B/DJ Diabeats October 31, 2013

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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