sharktopus 

An amalgamation of shark and octopus. Any creature that seems to be comprised solely of teeth and flailing limbs.

My puppy seems to spend half her time on her back with her mouth open and legs kicking at the air. She's such a little sharktopus!

sharktopus by punkriffic April 28, 2008

sharktopus 

A sexual position so convoluted that the couple's extremities are in such dis-aray that nothing comprehensible can be made of the mass of writhing flesh and limbs. But the result viewed by an outsider would cause both shock and pure, awestruck hilarity to any observer. Such as the freak Sharktopus in the sci-fi movie of that name.

Shit bro- your mom threw such a sharktopus fuck session on me last night, I'll be over for tuna casserole tuesday EVERY week!

sharktopus by Pacidermiz Rex December 29, 2012

Sharktopus 

1: Extreme constipation, as might be experienced by something with two mouths and no anus, like the creature in the movie "sharktopus".

Being in a sharktopus state is characterized by the feeling that one has eaten a vast amount of food (like the beach population of Mexico) and is unable to pass it.

"Man, I ate two pizzas the other night, and I got a major state of sharktopus here - it feels like I'm going to explode!"

Sharktopus by Gwiawn October 25, 2011

Sharktopus 

A woman’s vagina on her period

Man her sharktopus is raging today.

Sharktopus by Sharktopusman123 May 7, 2018

bear sharktopus

The combination of a bear, shark and octopus. A science experiment gone wrong. It now lives in the forest/ocean thing. Likes to eat little boys and girls and use their bones as tooth picks. Then hangs their skin on trees as ornaments............. BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE BEAR SHARKTOPUS!

little boy: gee, I just love the woods...
little girl: ikr... OH NO! ITS A BEAR SHARKTOPUS
little boy:NOOOOO!!!

bear sharktopus by ddubs99 March 21, 2011

snarktapuss 

Snarktapuss: A snotty snarky person acting like a pussy.

Jane is in a bad mood, she's acting like a snarktapuss. We should stone her.

snarktapuss by Snarky lady November 11, 2013

snarktopus 

Someone who is being really sassy and/or snarky

Natalie is so sassy today, she's being such a snarktopus

snarktopus by Double B/DJ Diabeats October 31, 2013