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An amalgamation of shark and octopus. Any creature that seems to be comprised solely of teeth and flailing limbs.
My puppy seems to spend half her time on her back with her mouth open and legs kicking at the air. She's such a little sharktopus!
by punkriffic April 29, 2008
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A reptilian creature that can squeeze the life and joy out of any human being solely with the crushing power of their drama.
I'm tired of all her shit. What a goddamned dramaconda!
by punkriffic August 4, 2010
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