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shockstar 

the king..or queen of giving shockers
fuck rockstars..im a fuckin shockstar

man..roy is a true shockstar..so much better that kevin
shockstar by shockstar number 1 October 30, 2006

socktarded 

When the simple task of putting socks onto your feet becomes an impossible challenge.
One friend to another," How did you get that cast on your arm?"
Reply back," I went socktarded while standing on one leg, fell over and broke it."
socktarded by jpg3 November 25, 2011

Shocktap 

A sexual maneuver in which you take your index and middle finger, stick it into someone's ass, and proceed to spread open your fingers and lick in between them. It is the advanced version of the ever popular 'Shocker'
That girl loves it when I shocktap her ass

shockaroonie 

Phrase associated with disgraced Scottish soccer player Frank McAvennie, and delivered in mock-amazement at something not remotely surprising.
"Tom Cruise? Gay? Shockaroonie..."
shockaroonie by shoggoth August 10, 2003
Term to describe suicide by firing a weapon placed inside your mouth.
I think im going to suckstart my pistol.
Suckstart by The Real Mongoose! August 19, 2009

socksterbate 

The art of using a sock when masturbating in order to not "make a mess"
I can't wait 'till tonight so I can socksterbate!!
socksterbate by mr. boinkyou October 8, 2008
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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