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shocktart 

This is when you have dirty anal sex with some slut and then shove your nasty fallice in her mouth...the result is similar to when you ate shocktarts as a kid and your cheeks pucker in as well as her mouth.
yo I pulled a shocktart on this chick, you should have seen her when she was done she looked like Renee Zellweger
shocktart by BrooklynBrett September 27, 2007

socktarded 

When the simple task of putting socks onto your feet becomes an impossible challenge.
One friend to another," How did you get that cast on your arm?"
Reply back," I went socktarded while standing on one leg, fell over and broke it."
socktarded by jpg3 November 25, 2011

Shocktap 

A sexual maneuver in which you take your index and middle finger, stick it into someone's ass, and proceed to spread open your fingers and lick in between them. It is the advanced version of the ever popular 'Shocker'
That girl loves it when I shocktap her ass

shockaroonie 

Phrase associated with disgraced Scottish soccer player Frank McAvennie, and delivered in mock-amazement at something not remotely surprising.
"Tom Cruise? Gay? Shockaroonie..."
shockaroonie by shoggoth August 10, 2003

ShockHat734 

ShockHat734 (or ShockHat) is a slapstick Machinima channel created on 2018 with 20k+ subscribers (as of April 2022) who makes GMOD parodies focused on Kirby, as well as parodying various Kirby games. His content is inspired by older SM64 Machinimas.
“ShockHat734” is my favorite Blooper channel. It reminds me of SMG4’s golden days.
ShockHat734 by Ansbachwolf April 27, 2022
A cocktail drank in the shower. Often done in the interest of time efficiency, or just because its awesome
Friend 1: Yo should we shower or pregame? we don't have time to do both

Friend 2: Lets shocktail it

Friend 1: Lets
shocktail by bluekeylargo August 19, 2010