Shockward

Shocking and awkward.

"Did you hear? Evan and Laura had sex last weekend and Kirk walked in on them!"

"What?! I thought they hated eachother! Shockward."

by han_montanaa December 19, 2011

Shockward

Being shocked in an awkward situation

Aaron: Will you marry me?
Janet: *shocked* No sorry

Aaron: Oh...
Janet: Well this is shockward for me

by That's so fetch April 30, 2015

Shockwave

A really smart guy who destroys Autotards with facts and logic

Shockwave is dominating the Autobots, and they don't like it!

by Dr. Stupid the original April 7, 2019

socktarded

When the simple task of putting socks onto your feet becomes an impossible challenge.

One friend to another," How did you get that cast on your arm?"
Reply back," I went socktarded while standing on one leg, fell over and broke it."

by jpg3 November 25, 2011

Sackwards

All things facing the scrotum. Point of origin. A direction that contains the polar perspective of the scrotum or "sack". The act of facing toward one's balls.

Tina has her face near Trey's crotch. She must be facing sackwards. When we drive towards that set of balls we are going sackwards.

by Trey W. Wilson March 21, 2007

shockaroonie

Phrase associated with disgraced Scottish soccer player Frank McAvennie, and delivered in mock-amazement at something not remotely surprising.

"Tom Cruise? Gay? Shockaroonie..."

by shoggoth August 10, 2003

Shockwave

Decepticon general. Transforms into a powerful blaster. Extremely determined, loyal, and above all else, Logical.

One eyed purple gun indeed.

"Shockwave, I leave Cybertron to you, keep it as I have left it."

by NeroMan. September 22, 2003