Shockward

Shocking and awkward.

"Did you hear? Evan and Laura had sex last weekend and Kirk walked in on them!"

"What?! I thought they hated eachother! Shockward."

Shockward by han_montanaa December 19, 2011

Shockward

Being shocked in an awkward situation

Aaron: Will you marry me?
Janet: *shocked* No sorry

Aaron: Oh...
Janet: Well this is shockward for me

Shockward by That's so fetch April 30, 2015

Shockwave 

A really smart guy who destroys Autotards with facts and logic

Shockwave is dominating the Autobots, and they don't like it!

Shockwave by Dr. Stupid the original April 7, 2019

socktarded 

When the simple task of putting socks onto your feet becomes an impossible challenge.

One friend to another," How did you get that cast on your arm?"
Reply back," I went socktarded while standing on one leg, fell over and broke it."

socktarded by jpg3 November 25, 2011

Sackwards 

All things facing the scrotum. Point of origin. A direction that contains the polar perspective of the scrotum or "sack". The act of facing toward one's balls.

Tina has her face near Trey's crotch. She must be facing sackwards. When we drive towards that set of balls we are going sackwards.

Sackwards by Trey W. Wilson March 21, 2007

shockaroonie 

Phrase associated with disgraced Scottish soccer player Frank McAvennie, and delivered in mock-amazement at something not remotely surprising.

"Tom Cruise? Gay? Shockaroonie..."

shockaroonie by shoggoth August 10, 2003

Shockwave 

Decepticon general. Transforms into a powerful blaster. Extremely determined, loyal, and above all else, Logical.

One eyed purple gun indeed.

"Shockwave, I leave Cybertron to you, keep it as I have left it."

Shockwave by NeroMan. September 22, 2003