Shockward

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"Did you hear? Evan and Laura had sex last weekend and Kirk walked in on them!"

"What?! I thought they hated eachother! Shockward."

Shockward by han_montanaa December 19, 2011

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Shockward

Being shocked in an awkward situation

Aaron: Will you marry me?
Janet: *shocked* No sorry

Aaron: Oh...
Janet: Well this is shockward for me

Shockward by That's so fetch April 30, 2015

Related Words

Shockward • Sockward • Slockward • Spockward • Shockwave • shawkward • Sackwards • shockadin • shocktart • shockwaveingly

Shockwave

A really smart guy who destroys Autotards with facts and logic

Shockwave is dominating the Autobots, and they don't like it!

Shockwave by Dr. Stupid the original April 7, 2019

socktarded

When the simple task of putting socks onto your feet becomes an impossible challenge.

One friend to another," How did you get that cast on your arm?"
Reply back," I went socktarded while standing on one leg, fell over and broke it."

socktarded by jpg3 November 25, 2011

Sackwards

All things facing the scrotum. Point of origin. A direction that contains the polar perspective of the scrotum or "sack". The act of facing toward one's balls.

Tina has her face near Trey's crotch. She must be facing sackwards. When we drive towards that set of balls we are going sackwards.

Sackwards by Trey W. Wilson March 21, 2007

shockaroonie

Phrase associated with disgraced Scottish soccer player Frank McAvennie, and delivered in mock-amazement at something not remotely surprising.

"Tom Cruise? Gay? Shockaroonie..."

shockaroonie by shoggoth August 10, 2003

Shockwave

Decepticon general. Transforms into a powerful blaster. Extremely determined, loyal, and above all else, Logical.

One eyed purple gun indeed.

"Shockwave, I leave Cybertron to you, keep it as I have left it."

Shockwave by NeroMan. September 22, 2003

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026