A sexual maneuver in which you take your index and middle finger, stick it into someone's ass, and proceed to spread open your fingers and lick in between them. It is the advanced version of the ever popular 'Shocker'
by Master of the Shocktap May 5, 2009
Get the Shocktap mug.A cocktail drank in the shower. Often done in the interest of time efficiency, or just because its awesome
Friend 1: Yo should we shower or pregame? we don't have time to do both
Friend 2: Lets shocktail it
Friend 1: Lets
Friend 2: Lets shocktail it
Friend 1: Lets
by bluekeylargo August 19, 2010
Get the shocktail mug.Girl 1: That fangirl constantly quotes Feeling Electric, she's such a shocktart!
Girl 2: What's Feeling Electric?
Girl 1: It's like Next to Normal, only more epic.
Girl 2: What's Feeling Electric?
Girl 1: It's like Next to Normal, only more epic.
by Amy Spanger November 26, 2009
Get the shocktart mug.Interlocking your fingers (pinky-pointer) to form an eight fingered tenticle like sex torpedo. Moving your fingers with the grace of an octopus, you enter the vagina leaving the two remaining thumbs free to enter the ass or tickle the vaganus.
by Tyler S. Bryant February 3, 2012
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(usually people think one things shocktabulous and then another thing is so people generally change the shocktabulous thing often)
(usually people think one things shocktabulous and then another thing is so people generally change the shocktabulous thing often)
chick: hey nice to meet you
dude: wanna fuck
chick: sure
*after sex*
chick: thats was SHOCKTABULOUS!
dude: oh no! the condom broke!
dude: wanna fuck
chick: sure
*after sex*
chick: thats was SHOCKTABULOUS!
dude: oh no! the condom broke!
by that awesomely awesome chick September 30, 2007
Get the SHOCKTABULOUS mug.A shocktail is a clear beverage in a glass, discovered the morning after a hell bender. You assume it the the glass of water you partially drank before passing out. However to your taste buds horror, it is the melted cocktail of last night. That Vodka taste jerks you to attention, and you teeter on the precipice of projectile vomiting or passing out.
David rolled over in bed, asked his girl to hand him his water, unfortunately she handed him a shocktail and he has never fully recovered.... Sadly.
by 86Futzer July 29, 2011
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