Shocktap 

A sexual maneuver in which you take your index and middle finger, stick it into someone's ass, and proceed to spread open your fingers and lick in between them. It is the advanced version of the ever popular 'Shocker'

That girl loves it when I shocktap her ass

Shocktap by Master of the Shocktap May 5, 2009

shocktail

A cocktail drank in the shower. Often done in the interest of time efficiency, or just because its awesome

Friend 1: Yo should we shower or pregame? we don't have time to do both

Friend 2: Lets shocktail it

Friend 1: Lets

shocktail by bluekeylargo August 19, 2010

shocktart 

A little used term for one who is fond of Feeling Electric, now known as Next to Normal.

Girl 1: That fangirl constantly quotes Feeling Electric, she's such a shocktart!

Girl 2: What's Feeling Electric?

Girl 1: It's like Next to Normal, only more epic.

shocktart by Amy Spanger November 26, 2009

Shocktopus 

Interlocking your fingers (pinky-pointer) to form an eight fingered tenticle like sex torpedo. Moving your fingers with the grace of an octopus, you enter the vagina leaving the two remaining thumbs free to enter the ass or tickle the vaganus.

With a dick like skeletor, the shocktopus saved my marriage.

Shocktopus by Tyler S. Bryant February 3, 2012

SHOCKTABULOUS 

to describe most amazing shocking thing ever known to man!
(usually people think one things shocktabulous and then another thing is so people generally change the shocktabulous thing often)

chick: hey nice to meet you
dude: wanna fuck
chick: sure

*after sex*

chick: thats was SHOCKTABULOUS!
dude: oh no! the condom broke!

SHOCKTABULOUS by that awesomely awesome chick September 30, 2007

Shocktail

A shocktail is a clear beverage in a glass, discovered the morning after a hell bender. You assume it the the glass of water you partially drank before passing out. However to your taste buds horror, it is the melted cocktail of last night. That Vodka taste jerks you to attention, and you teeter on the precipice of projectile vomiting or passing out.

David rolled over in bed, asked his girl to hand him his water, unfortunately she handed him a shocktail and he has never fully recovered.... Sadly.

Shocktail by 86Futzer July 29, 2011

shocktar

Stupid, insane, crazy

Shutup you stupid shocktar!

shocktar by Beah January 2, 2008