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Spockstar 

One who lives in his parents basement, and throws Star Trek themed ragers. His Spock impression is unparalleled, and all of the slightly more attractive, yet still grotesque convention babes are all over him. Often seen using an authentic TOS communicator and wearing faux pointed ears.
M: Hey! You want to go over to Kenny's place? He's throwing a 72 hour non stop Voyager marathon party while his parents are vacationing in West Virginia.

K: Yeah!
M: It's a red shirt and badge event, no Vulky's allowed
K: Kenny is such a Spockstar.
Spockstar by moosir2u July 16, 2010
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socktarded 

When the simple task of putting socks onto your feet becomes an impossible challenge.
One friend to another," How did you get that cast on your arm?"
Reply back," I went socktarded while standing on one leg, fell over and broke it."
socktarded by jpg3 November 25, 2011
Term to describe suicide by firing a weapon placed inside your mouth.
I think im going to suckstart my pistol.
Suckstart by The Real Mongoose! August 19, 2009

socksterbate 

The art of using a sock when masturbating in order to not "make a mess"
I can't wait 'till tonight so I can socksterbate!!
socksterbate by mr. boinkyou October 8, 2008

stickstar 

according to Lauren W. this is another word for asterisk. Due to the fact that an asterisk is just a star made out of sticks
"I don't know how to draw a regular star, just draw a stickstar"
stickstar by killinit13 July 19, 2017

spacktard 

Sean is a spacktard.
spacktard by Paul January 22, 2004

spacktard 

like a retard.

but with extra spasticness.
well, anyone could be a spacktard. but in this case, it's you.
spacktard by lordblunkey May 15, 2005