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socktarded 

When the simple task of putting socks onto your feet becomes an impossible challenge.
One friend to another," How did you get that cast on your arm?"
Reply back," I went socktarded while standing on one leg, fell over and broke it."
socktarded by jpg3 November 25, 2011

Shocktap 

A sexual maneuver in which you take your index and middle finger, stick it into someone's ass, and proceed to spread open your fingers and lick in between them. It is the advanced version of the ever popular 'Shocker'
That girl loves it when I shocktap her ass

shockaroonie 

Phrase associated with disgraced Scottish soccer player Frank McAvennie, and delivered in mock-amazement at something not remotely surprising.
"Tom Cruise? Gay? Shockaroonie..."
shockaroonie by shoggoth August 10, 2003
A cocktail drank in the shower. Often done in the interest of time efficiency, or just because its awesome
Friend 1: Yo should we shower or pregame? we don't have time to do both

Friend 2: Lets shocktail it

Friend 1: Lets
shocktail by bluekeylargo August 19, 2010

shocktrolling 

It is used when a friend just trolls an ongoing conversation between two other friends or just one on various platforms including live f2f conversations or those on the internet using slang or internet content such as internet memés.
- Dude, that internet memé you sent me over whatsapp was hilarious indeed, but I wasn't expecting it at all. You have to stop shocktrolling like that.
shocktrolling by easyRider24 May 31, 2015

shocktart 

A little used term for one who is fond of Feeling Electric, now known as Next to Normal.
Girl 1: That fangirl constantly quotes Feeling Electric, she's such a shocktart!

Girl 2: What's Feeling Electric?

Girl 1: It's like Next to Normal, only more epic.
shocktart by Amy Spanger November 26, 2009