Shocklit

Surprised but in an unamused, bored kind of way.

I am shocklit at their selection of wallpaper. ._.

Shocklit by sleepingkittystar March 25, 2024

Shockith

Shockith is a commonly used term among sociopaths that are too extra to use the term "shocked" or "shookith". Avoid these people at all costs.

"I'm so shockith."

Shockith by IAmTheGayAgenda April 29, 2019

Shocklifting

Going to a public place with arguably free electricity, such as a mall, grocery store, gym or library and charging all of your electronic devices while your house is without power, following a tremendous hurricane or storm.

My brother and I went shocklifting at the mall because our phones were dead.

Shocklifting by G Bobs November 1, 2012

Shocksite 

A website typically used to horrify and disturb viewers.

J:Hey go to google and type in tubgirl
A:Alright what is it supposed to be-oh god!!
J:Like that shocksite?

Shocksite by Snagglebroth November 12, 2009

shocklate

Extreme chocolate tasting energy drink. Its like adding chocolate to AN ELECTRICAL STOOOORM.

I drank a shocklate and made SO many babies. 300 BABIES!

shocklate by Bastardo January 2, 2009

Socklitics

Politics regarding socks- to wear them with certain shoe types, or to go bare. Can be expanded to arguments over sock colours and patterns, with a frequent dispute being whether or not it is acceptable to wear socks to bed.

Guy with swag: "Um, are you wearing socks...with sandals?!"

Guy without swag: "Yah, so?"

Guy with swag: "You have an appalling knowledge of Socklitics"

Socklitics by Joseph Butler May 21, 2012

Shocklicious 

Deliciously shocked.

Matt made me eat a shocklicious PP&JBLT

Shocklicious by annikka907chick January 3, 2021