shockitude 

The state of being in shock, not knowing right from left, or up from down. Utterly dumbfounded, speechless, and feeling like a general tard.

I can tell from the shockitude on your face, this is going to be a long-ass conversation.

shockitude by hashmetash December 23, 2022

suckitude

1. An extremely precise metric measurement of the level of "suck" contained within a person, place, thing, event or action.
2.The quality, attribute, or characteristic of suck. Measured in units of "suck"

1.Jill has amazing levels of suckitude, she bailed again. She's almost suckatronic!
2.Jill's suckitude became apparent when she did not show up for the St.Patty's day festivities.

suckitude by Little j of Flylife March 17, 2003

snackitude 

(noun) The ability to invent, make, or find delicious snacks

My girlfriend has amazing snackitude -- yesterday, she made nachos with Takis Fuego instead of chips.

Where did you find these candies? I credit your snackitude.

snackitude by heidismiles February 4, 2021

suckitude

Used to refer to the magnitude in which something sucks.

I am unceasingly amazed at the suckitude of many new bands.

suckitude by Zam October 6, 2003

slackitude

The act of, or state of being a slacker. Describes the attitude typically associated with being a slacker.

Most appropriately applies to one with no responsibilities, one that gets by pretending to be hard at work, or the co-worker that is found hanging out near the coffee machine for most of the day.

I just can't tolerate that guy's slackitude! If I were his manager, I'd sack him, no doubt.

slackitude by Sohail Mirza August 12, 2006

Suckitude

Something that sucks to a higher level of sucking. This is called suckitude

The movie industry displays its suckitude with movies such as "The Hulk"

Suckitude by CommunistWithAGun August 21, 2003

slackitude

Short for slacker attitude, or the general demeanor of an person with a lackadaisical and ineffectual 'devil-may-care' approach to life as a whole, which may prevent the individual from realizing his full potential. See Richard Linklater.

The singer's slackitude was threatening the future of the band, as a consequence of his chronic propensity to skip practices and show up late for gigs, coupled with his general lack of motivation to write new songs and shoot videos.

slackitude by ccaustic December 30, 2008