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Shmorkle 

A wasteyute who deserves a spanking on the behind
Evan is such a Shmorkle - That shmorkle is really pushing my buttons
Shmorkle by Aj2sheistiful January 20, 2025
Words you can keep

shmookles 

A way to catch yourself when about to say that dreaded s-word in front of children.
Guy washing his car in front of his son: "Shhhh-mookles I found another dent!"
Son: "What does shmookles mean?"
Guy washing his car in front of his son: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, Sport."
shmookles by dawordmaster August 6, 2014

shmorgles 

A dirty whore who usually enjoys pleasuring men through oral sex.
That blonde shmorgles girl loves nick's dick
shmorgles by Tiddlywiddly July 8, 2010

Shnorkleboob

One of the most vile horrific mind shattering things you could possibly say
Bill: “Shut the fuck up you shnorkleboob”

Larry: “oh my god.”
Shnorkleboob by Im.not.here August 1, 2022

smorklepla

You know the definition, there is no need to tell you. (S-morklike pork but with an ml-pl-U)
I really hate it when people smorklepla.
The smorklepla ate my sandwhich!
I just learned how to squat.
smorklepla by PEANUT DUDETTIA December 10, 2020

Smorklepla

(Verb) the act of eating broccoli and saying you vegan.
She was so Smorklepla.
I hate when people smorklepla...
It was Firnindaliosol’s first day of school. On her way to school, she pretended to Smorklepra!
Smorklepla by PEANUT DUDETTIA December 10, 2020
1. Daisy Johnson from agents of shield aka spies of shild

2. The starting point for a conversation about spies of shild
"SCHMORKLE!" "oh, hey insert name here"
Schmorkle by Samsauce January 12, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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