Samsauce's definitions

Turd squash

The royal family of turdsquash, the high rulers of the lands of turd and squash

you're such a fucking turd squash

by Samsauce September 27, 2022

Confuzzled

1. the state of mid in which you are confused in the purest form

2.the act in which you completely give up and start ganging your head against the nearest hard surface

3. blank

I am so confuzzled

by Samsauce January 11, 2022

Monkey

1. a certain type of key that can only be used on Monday at 2:22 pm Eastern MVES time it is favored by all with little to no brain cells left

I will use the Monkey to open a brain

by Samsauce January 11, 2022

Büs

The shortened version of buster

HEY, büs!

by Samsauce January 11, 2022

Fuck

Fuck

Fuck

by Samsauce January 11, 2022

Schnazzy

1. Very pretty or amazing

2. Sparkly

"Omg, that was, like, sooo schnazzy"

by Samsauce January 11, 2022

Schmorkle

1. Daisy Johnson from agents of shield aka spies of shild

2. The starting point for a conversation about spies of shild

"SCHMORKLE!" "oh, hey insert name here"

by Samsauce January 12, 2022