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Schmoigle 

A basket fruit given to the the eldest jewishboy on his birthday.

The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.
Err...you could give him a Schmoigle! Apples, Grapes, Kiwis...but Pears are forbidden!

Schmeckle pop 

Another creative word for; External Genitalia, Penis, Willy and others.
Schmeckle pop by j.w.g7masi October 16, 2014

schmeckledorf 

spongebob: We've been schmeckledorfed!
mr. krabs: That's not even a word and i agree with ya!
schmeckledorf by dano magnum September 26, 2006

schmecklehead 

NYC Yiddish: Idiot, a mope, moron.
Shut up ya schmecklehead, you can't tell shit from shinola.
schmecklehead by Murray Haldanish October 3, 2019

schmockey 

The game of ice hockey played by females.

Hockey (played by males) is a vastly different game, with different rules (i.e. bodychecking), than played by females. Thus, Schmockey, should be called by a different name just as softball/fastball is termed differently than baseball.

The term Schmockey is a combination of the words She, Hockey and Mockery.

The she represents the fact that Schmockey is a sport played by females.

The Hockey represents the similarities Schmockey has to Hockey.

The Mockery represents the fact that Schmockey is a mockery of the sport of hockey.
As stated by a hockey player:

"We would absolutely slaughter the schmockey team, without question."
schmockey by rpc11 October 30, 2007

Schminkle 

That girl in a bikini has a sexy little schminkle.
Schminkle by zugale November 4, 2018