Smorgle 

To sympathize with someone about something you have nothing to do with.

1: My boss is a total jerk!
2: That sucks! I smorgle!

Smorgle by sarahndipities June 8, 2019

smorgle 

Word used to define a massively large penis.

Hot girl1: God have you seen Ethan's smorgle?
Hot girl2: OMG he pix messaged me it twice last nite!!!!!!

smorgle by EvanBIGmiles January 1, 2010

Smorgle

When a turtle comes up to you and licks your toes for the benefit of Kim Jong Un and Xi-Jing Ping.

I got a smorgle off the coast of guam in 1905!!

Smorgle by Cornieliuss Vesterburton June 4, 2026

horsie smorgle 

A girl like grandma carol who is always ready to pounce on the next man she sees. She is ugly and horrendous but will never give up on men.

what a horsie smorgle dude.

horsie smorgle by poop stain in the house56789 January 27, 2017

Bargis Smorgle 

An attributive noun, also known as noun adjuncts. It cam often be seen alongside a tautology.

Bargis Smorgle itself is well-known to be a word made to sounds like a legitimate english word, potentially convincing those who are unknowing to its true definition

no actual evidence of existence other than the general acceptance that it is (whatever it may be) is something absurd, stupid, subpar or below standards.

Example 1:
Guy 1 : “Man, the PS5 has no games.”

Guy 2 : “What do you mean? They just got a Garten of BanBan collection.”

Guy 1 : “Garten of BanBan… Thats’a Bargis Smorgle ahh game.”

Example 2
Guy 1 : “Dude, did you see the Minecraft movie?”

Guy 2 : “No way, I’d rather watch Bargis Smorgle or something.”

Guy 1 : “…”

Bargis Smorgle by Wubwub68 September 5, 2024

snorgle 

To snorgle is to to snuggle a cute item in an manner meant to drink in or experience its overwhelming cuteness. Imagine picking up a cute puppy and sticking your face down into its furriness and snorgling it up. See cuteoverload dot com.

"She scooped up the shar pei puppy and snorgled its rolls of puppy fat."

"The baby tapir snorgled its snout into the basket full of cuddly baby bunnies."

"That toddler is so cute I just want to pick him up and snorgle his head full of curls."

snorgle by Snorgles May 25, 2006

sporgle 

not having a partner for sports

this weekend i'm running alone again, oh how much i hate it to be a sporgle.

sporgle by steve1978 December 9, 2008