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To sympathize with someone about something you have nothing to do with.
1: My boss is a total jerk!
2: That sucks! I smorgle!
Smorgle by sarahndipities June 8, 2019
Words you can keep
Word used to define a massively large penis.
Hot girl1: God have you seen Ethan's smorgle?
Hot girl2: OMG he pix messaged me it twice last nite!!!!!!
smorgle by EvanBIGmiles January 1, 2010
When a turtle comes up to you and licks your toes for the benefit of Kim Jong Un and Xi-Jing Ping.
I got a smorgle off the coast of guam in 1905!!

horsie smorgle 

A girl like grandma carol who is always ready to pounce on the next man she sees. She is ugly and horrendous but will never give up on men.

Bargis Smorgle 

An attributive noun, also known as noun adjuncts. It cam often be seen alongside a tautology.

Bargis Smorgle itself is well-known to be a word made to sounds like a legitimate english word, potentially convincing those who are unknowing to its true definition

no actual evidence of existence other than the general acceptance that it is (whatever it may be) is something absurd, stupid, subpar or below standards.
Example 1:
Guy 1 : “Man, the PS5 has no games.”

Guy 2 : “What do you mean? They just got a Garten of BanBan collection.”

Guy 1 : “Garten of BanBan… Thats’a Bargis Smorgle ahh game.”

Example 2
Guy 1 : “Dude, did you see the Minecraft movie?”

Guy 2 : “No way, I’d rather watch Bargis Smorgle or something.”

Guy 1 : “…”
Bargis Smorgle by Wubwub68 September 5, 2024
To snorgle is to to snuggle a cute item in an manner meant to drink in or experience its overwhelming cuteness. Imagine picking up a cute puppy and sticking your face down into its furriness and snorgling it up. See cuteoverload dot com.

"She scooped up the shar pei puppy and snorgled its rolls of puppy fat."

"The baby tapir snorgled its snout into the basket full of cuddly baby bunnies."

"That toddler is so cute I just want to pick him up and snorgle his head full of curls."
snorgle by Snorgles May 25, 2006
not having a partner for sports
this weekend i'm running alone again, oh how much i hate it to be a sporgle.
sporgle by steve1978 December 9, 2008
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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