Shmoojee

Shmoojee, pronounced (sh-moo-jeeeee)is a term that can replace a variety of words, such as: "sex" "coitus" "fuck" "intercourse" and any other variation of these.

Shmoojee'd - to have had sex with an object, person, or place (if you're that talented)
Shmoojo (non-existent word, don't use it. don't be that guy)

"Hey bro, see that girl over there?"
"Yeah bro"
"Would you shmoojee her?"
"OATH!"
- Shmoojee

"I totally shmoojee'd that fire hydrant the other night man"
- Shmoojee'd

Shmoojee by P-tweekie February 5, 2012

Shmoopee 

An adjective expressing empathy for someone who is sporting particularly outlandish facial hair and pouting.

When Pauly showed up looking all shmoopee, I felt bad for him, but couldn't help snapping a photo for Facebook.

Shmoopee by House Of Fu January 2, 2008

Shmoozee

Someone who pays to connect one-on-one with a Shmoozer through calls or messages—whether for advice, questions, conversation, or simply to talk with someone they follow or find interesting.

In simple terms: the Shmoozer gets paid to make their time and conversation available; the Shmoozee pays for it.

“I became his Shmoozee because I thought he was a very interesting Shmoozer and wanted to get his advice on something I was going through.”

Shmoozee by Rebecca Roberts September 19, 2026

Shmoozee Community

A group of people, known as Shmoozees, who pay to have ongoing, one-on-one audio or video conversations with a specific Shmoozer—someone they know or follow for their personality, advice, knowledge, experience, or simply their vibe. Each Shmoozer has their own Shmoozee Community, made up of people who regularly pay to talk with them for advice, mentorship, motivation, or just good conversation.

1. “She has 20,000 followers on Instagram, but her Shmoozee Community has 47 Shmoozees who pay to talk to her regularly.”
2. “His Shmoozee Community keeps growing because people love his personality and he makes them laugh every time they call.”
3. “Instead of relying on brand deals, she makes money from her Shmoozee Community by having conversations with her followers.”

Shmoozee Community by Rebecca Roberts October 10, 2026