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Shmoojee, pronounced (sh-moo-jeeeee)is a term that can replace a variety of words, such as: "sex" "coitus" "fuck" "intercourse" and any other variation of these.

Shmoojee'd - to have had sex with an object, person, or place (if you're that talented)
Shmoojo (non-existent word, don't use it. don't be that guy)
"Hey bro, see that girl over there?"
"Yeah bro"
"Would you shmoojee her?"
"OATH!"
- Shmoojee

"I totally shmoojee'd that fire hydrant the other night man"
- Shmoojee'd
by P-tweekie January 20, 2012
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