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Shmoozen

(Almost impossible to really define) But to ‘become frozen and not come back

Also a musical.
Anna is not coming back … she’s Shmoozen
by BRAD-Comedy November 4, 2024
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Shmoozered

“Dude, I’m fucking Shmoozered right now
“Ima bouta get shmoozered”
by Danksmonker69 June 6, 2019
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shnoozen

To penetrate a penis with another penis.
when i walked into Trent’s room, him and Vinny were shnoozen.
by michael baio December 9, 2019
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shmozen one

The fat or uncoordinated kid who is always the last pick when children divide into groups or teams.
Bet that chubby kid with glasses is the shmozen one.

After a lifetime of being shmozen, Nigel was thrilled to have been picked to lead the research group.
by mrbusdriver May 4, 2009
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Shmoozer

ONE WHO SHMOOZES. A smooth talker. Someone who has a way with words and uses it to their advantage. (i.e with members of the opposite sex)
He's known as a shmoozer when it comes to the ladies.
by Shoelaces October 6, 2011
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Shmooze

Yiddish: 1. To chill, talk or mingle with people.

2. To catch up with somebody you haven't talked to in a while.

Can also be spelled as: smooze or smooz
Yo Chaim, lets go shmooze with the shiksas over there.
by DanMD19 October 11, 2009
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shmooze

(verb) to shmooze is to have the ability to obtain everything that one desires through charm or guile
by steve July 28, 2003
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