Shmooker

A noun. Commonly taking place of the word “thing”

Grab the shmooker and let’s go

I can’t find the fucking shmooker just go and i’ll meet you there

by BigOrange September 12, 2019

shnookered

drunk, wasted, intoxicated

Last night I got shnookered, went home and past out.

by Matt Olson May 19, 2006

Shmoozered

Getting baked out your mind

“Dude, I’m fucking Shmoozered right now”
“Ima bouta get shmoozered”

by Danksmonker69 June 6, 2019

Shookerithmya

The medical condition in which one is experiencing the feeling of being shook

When Yoongi saw Jimin's ass, he came down with Shookerithmya.

by ChaunceyGreene June 19, 2017

Shmoozer

ONE WHO SHMOOZES. A smooth talker. Someone who has a way with words and uses it to their advantage. (i.e with members of the opposite sex)

He's known as a shmoozer when it comes to the ladies.

by Shoelaces October 6, 2011

shnookered

Extremely drunk to the point of becoming beligerent and/or being cut off. Commonly used in N.E. where it is pronounced "shnookah'd"

I think my buddy over there is shnookered, I'd better help him.

by A. Gorilla May 21, 2006

Shmoomered

When you’re so hammered you get silly.

Man I’m a shmoomered silly goose

by Albert.a April 24, 2023