shmoker 

a shmoker is someone thats a ruster a duster they suck and they vape, smoke think they cool.

such a shmoker ill shuv yer nack up yer moms pussi.

shmoker by shmokey69 March 21, 2022

shmoker 

shmoker means like bad and dog shit it just means ur fucking bad and stfu

ur such a shmoker buddy

shmoker by shmokey69 March 22, 2022

Honkey Smoker

(n) Any black person who competes in a foot race or athletic event against one or more white people.

Keshawn was a real honkey smoker today. He whooped all those white boys in the 100 yard dash!

Honkey Smoker by hellooostrich January 7, 2011

Smokers Lungs 

Something only Tina D Cook knows about so very well.

Tina D Cooks nasty ass smokers lungs and breath are disgusting!!!🤮🤮🤮 And her yuck breath too. Barf City!!!

Smokers Lungs by OrangeCandyBar March 30, 2022

South Carolina Smoker

When you fart in a tent and close up all the windows so that the next person who comes in walks into a hot, smelly wall of shit.

We went camping the other day and I ate a lot of beans so I pulled a South Carolina Smoker on my girlfriend and nearly made her puke.

South Carolina Smoker by Smellybunghole November 6, 2011

Shmoke a bewl 

Popularized on the TV show Workaholics, "Wanna shmoke a bewl" is a covert way to find out if the person you're speaking to is cool, and therefore would like to smoke a bowl or could assist you in finding some weed for your bowl.

*Random guy walks into a local Pizza Hut*

Random guy: "Hey uh...just wondering if you wanted to shmoke a bewl?"

Manager of Pizza Hut: "Uh...wtf is that?"

Random guy: "K BYE!"

Shmoke a bewl by ReapersRuin March 20, 2013

smoker's remorse 

The feeling you get when you light up a cigarette, then halfway through, you realize you don't feel like smoking it anymore.

Dude, you wanna finish my cigarette? I've got a bad case of smoker's remorse.

smoker's remorse by James_DP March 11, 2009