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I eat shmoogers
Shmooger by Nourish October 20, 2018
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Shmoozered 

“Dude, I’m fucking Shmoozered right now”
“Ima bouta get shmoozered”
Shmoozered by Danksmonker69 June 6, 2019

Shmoozer 

ONE WHO SHMOOZES. A smooth talker. Someone who has a way with words and uses it to their advantage. (i.e with members of the opposite sex)
He's known as a shmoozer when it comes to the ladies.
Shmoozer by Shoelaces October 6, 2011

Shmonoger 

its a sex organ that a queer has. It is made up of 2 balls and a vagina.
1)wow whata queer he must have a shmonoger.
2)did you get that ointment for my shmonoger its been red for several days.
Shmonoger by 69gynecologist69 June 14, 2011
An accumulation of excessive semi-dried nasal mucus (boogers) as a result of breathing pollution (e.g. smog).
Damn, the smog in Mexico City causes some wicked smoogers.
Smooger by Cooperrrrrrrr March 30, 2009

Shmoomered

When you’re so hammered you get silly.
Man I’m a shmoomered silly goose
Shmoomered by Albert.a April 24, 2023
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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